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Old 05-18-2005, 06:32 AM   #1
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What do you tell your kids?

What exactly do you guys/girls tell your kids that mommy/daddy does for living? I hope you guys don't tell them that you slang hardcore porn on the internet!
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:37 AM   #2
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I wear condoms.
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:38 AM   #3
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I slip a birth control pill in her breakfast every morning not worried about kids ;)
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:40 AM   #4
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Daddy sells pussy.. CATS uh PUSSYCATS.. damnit.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:13 AM   #5
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Daddy sells pussy.. CATS uh PUSSYCATS.. damnit.
HAHA!!!!
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:15 AM   #6
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I slip a birth control pill in her breakfast every morning not worried about kids ;)
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:15 AM   #7
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I sent my children off to boarding school as soon as they gained the ability to walk upright, so my profession is of no consequence.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:15 AM   #8
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i dont have kids (yet) but i'll most likely be in mainstream by the time my kid(s) are of age to even ask such a question.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:20 AM   #9
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one good thing being single but i might venture into mainstream biz soon, so its not really a big worry for me now

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Old 05-18-2005, 09:29 AM   #10
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Thankfully don't have kids, so not a problem...
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:30 AM   #11
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same thing I told the other 46 people who made a thread exactly like this.
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:34 AM   #12
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:37 AM   #13
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Mines 2. He knows Daddy is an "entrepeneur". It makes me laugh when he says "Daddy? Check Stats?". He is of course never allowed in my office while working........
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:38 AM   #14
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Old 05-18-2005, 10:27 AM   #15
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we dont' have kids...even better!
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