What do you tell your kids?
 

What exactly do you guys/girls tell your kids that mommy/daddy does for living? I hope you guys don't tell them that you slang hardcore porn on the internet! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wear condoms.

I slip a birth control pill in her breakfast every morning not worried about kids ;)

Daddy sells pussy.. CATS uh PUSSYCATS.. damnit.

HAHA!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I sent my children off to boarding school as soon as they gained the ability to walk upright, so my profession is of no consequence.

i dont have kids (yet) but i'll most likely be in mainstream by the time my kid(s) are of age to even ask such a question.

one good thing being single but i might venture into mainstream biz soon, so its not really a big worry for me now

:smokin

Thankfully don't have kids, so not a problem...

same thing I told the other 46 people who made a thread exactly like this.

no kids here!

Mines 2. He knows Daddy is an "entrepeneur". It makes me laugh when he says "Daddy? Check Stats?". He is of course never allowed in my office while working........

Internet Marketing... :)

we dont' have kids...even better!