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BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 07:39 PM

AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada

i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!

Myst · 05-17-2005, 07:42 PM

how about you lay off the pills for a bit

escorpio · 05-17-2005, 07:43 PM

rambler · 05-17-2005, 07:44 PM

We got Beavers so fuck you!

Spunky · 05-17-2005, 07:46 PM

Where you held down by a Canadian man?

Rob · 05-17-2005, 07:46 PM

Avril Lavigne is enough for me.

the Shemp · 05-17-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada

i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!

obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rambler

We got Beavers so fuck you!

what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it

here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!!

DavieVegas · 05-17-2005, 07:48 PM

no 2257 info problems

QuaWee · 05-17-2005, 07:48 PM

not back one day and you start a stupid ass thread

rambler · 05-17-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it

here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!!

The mad cow is what makes it so good.

Tempest · 05-17-2005, 07:51 PM

More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Where you held down by a Canadian man?

almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.

Spunky · 05-17-2005, 07:53 PM

I wish I could find a skank to lick my crusthole for 35 bucks

kenny · 05-17-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL

We have a season of summer in the US

rambler · 05-17-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.

Are you sure you weren't in Mexico

Net41 · 05-17-2005, 07:55 PM

Obviously a better educational program.

xxxdesign-net · 05-17-2005, 07:56 PM

12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!

kenny · 05-17-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/...achcombers.htm

NY_TIM · 05-17-2005, 07:58 PM

Beer and the Bithcess

BRISK · 05-17-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kenny

We have a season of summer in the US

Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere.

kenny · 05-17-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere.

You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

Snows 8 months out of the year.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!

Hell no, i refuse. canadian police or what ever they call these guys in soft blue.

all i wanted was to turn a nice hooker trick and be back on the road to chi-town, and if you know like i knwo, them canadain whore are well wroth the licking.

Tempest · 05-17-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Go on over to the sunshine coast as well.. Have a meal in "Molly's Reach"... ya know.. the place from the beachcombers Shemp mentioned..

BRISK · 05-17-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kenny

You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

Snows 8 months out of the year.

Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

5 months

I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

5 months

I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.

wo the fuck gives a rats as about SNOW. fuck snow, i want to lay dick in your whores, canada has some of the cheapest whores on the planet, and i missed my chance because of some fuck ward canadain cop.

Tempest · 05-17-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kenny

Snows 8 months out of the year.

I think there was an inch of snow on the ground for about a week this year where I live...

GiantGnome · 05-17-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada

i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!

congrats on making us Americans look good.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 08:24 PM

[QUOTE=Dee-MFM]Canada eh?
and thats just what that indian whore said to me. i ask how much, and she saids $50.00 eh! i said cool eh! can i get my balls lick and my hole sucked on. she said sure eh! i said fucking cool eh! soon as she got inside the rent a car, the fucking cops flash there lights on my rent a car and here comes the gay dudes in soft blue, asking me if im from the states eh! i said yeah, then they ask me how much was i gonna spend on the young lady . i said she only wants $50.00 U.S. eh. kiss my ass eh and get the fuck away from my car eh, im trying to turn a tick eh. next thing i know, i'm locked up in some canadain jail paying a $300.00 fine for trying to buy pussy i never got.. true story. FUCK CANADA..

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BlackGarbageMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 213	[QUOTE=Dee-MFM]Canada eh? and thats just what that indian whore said to me. i ask how much, and she saids $50.00 eh! i said cool eh! can i get my balls lick and my hole sucked on. she said sure eh! i said fucking cool eh! soon as she got inside the rent a car, the fucking cops flash there lights on my rent a car and here comes the gay dudes in soft blue, asking me if im from the states eh! i said yeah, then they ask me how much was i gonna spend on the young lady . i said she only wants $50.00 U.S. eh. kiss my ass eh and get the fuck away from my car eh, im trying to turn a tick eh. next thing i know, i'm locked up in some canadain jail paying a $300.00 fine for trying to buy pussy i never got.. true story. FUCK CANADA.. Last edited by BlackGarbageMan; 05-17-2005 at 08:26 PM..