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BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 07:39 PM

What The Fuck Does Canada Has To Offer
 
AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada :1orglaugh i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!! :1orglaugh

Myst 05-17-2005 07:42 PM

how about you lay off the pills for a bit

escorpio 05-17-2005 07:43 PM

http://www.only-in-canada.com/images..._macintosh.jpg
:thumbsup

rambler 05-17-2005 07:44 PM

We got Beavers so fuck you! :321GFY

Spunky 05-17-2005 07:46 PM

Where you held down by a Canadian man?

Rob 05-17-2005 07:46 PM

Avril Lavigne is enough for me. :thumbsup

the Shemp 05-17-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan
AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada :1orglaugh i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!! :1orglaugh

obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"

BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambler
We got Beavers so fuck you! :321GFY

what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it :1orglaugh
here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!! :1orglaugh

DavieVegas 05-17-2005 07:48 PM

no 2257 info problems :)

QuaWee 05-17-2005 07:48 PM

not back one day and you start a stupid ass thread

rambler 05-17-2005 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan
what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it :1orglaugh
here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!! :1orglaugh

The mad cow is what makes it so good.

Tempest 05-17-2005 07:51 PM

More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL

BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Where you held down by a Canadian man?

almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.

Spunky 05-17-2005 07:53 PM

I wish I could find a skank to lick my crusthole for 35 bucks

kenny 05-17-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest
More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL

We have a season of summer in the US :1orglaugh

rambler 05-17-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan
almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.

Are you sure you weren't in Mexico

Net41 05-17-2005 07:55 PM

Obviously a better educational program.

xxxdesign-net 05-17-2005 07:56 PM

12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!

kenny 05-17-2005 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp
obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"


http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/...achcombers.htm

NY_TIM 05-17-2005 07:58 PM

Beer and the Bithcess

BRISK 05-17-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny
We have a season of summer in the US :1orglaugh

Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere. :thumbsup

kenny 05-17-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere. :thumbsup

You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

Snows 8 months out of the year. :winkwink:

BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!

Hell no, i refuse. canadian police or what ever they call these guys in soft blue.
http://images.snapfish.com/34395%3B3...%3C9%3B5ot1lsi
all i wanted was to turn a nice hooker trick and be back on the road to chi-town, and if you know like i knwo, them canadain whore are well wroth the licking. :disgust

Tempest 05-17-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
I especially like BC.

Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

Go on over to the sunshine coast as well.. Have a meal in "Molly's Reach"... ya know.. the place from the beachcombers Shemp mentioned..

BRISK 05-17-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny
You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

Snows 8 months out of the year. :winkwink:

Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

5 months

I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.

BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

5 months

I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.

wo the fuck gives a rats as about SNOW. fuck snow, i want to lay dick in your whores, canada has some of the cheapest whores on the planet, and i missed my chance because of some fuck ward canadain cop. :1orglaugh :321GFY

Tempest 05-17-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny
Snows 8 months out of the year. :winkwink:

I think there was an inch of snow on the ground for about a week this year where I live...

GiantGnome 05-17-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan
AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
anybody here in love with Canada :1orglaugh i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!! :1orglaugh

congrats on making us Americans look good. :thumbsup

BlackGarbageMan 05-17-2005 08:24 PM

[QUOTE=Dee-MFM]Canada eh?
and thats just what that indian whore said to me. i ask how much, and she saids $50.00 eh! i said cool eh! can i get my balls lick and my hole sucked on. she said sure eh! i said fucking cool eh! soon as she got inside the rent a car, the fucking cops flash there lights on my rent a car and here comes the gay dudes in soft blue, asking me if im from the states eh! i said yeah, then they ask me how much was i gonna spend on the young lady . i said she only wants $50.00 U.S. eh. kiss my ass eh and get the fuck away from my car eh, im trying to turn a tick eh. next thing i know, i'm locked up in some canadain jail paying a $300.00 fine for trying to buy pussy i never got.. true story. FUCK CANADA..


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