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  • BlackGarbageMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2005
    • 213

    #1

    What The Fuck Does Canada Has To Offer

    AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
    anybody here in love with Canada i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!
  • Myst
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 4708

    #2
    how about you lay off the pills for a bit
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    • escorpio
      doesn't fuck around.
      • Oct 2002
      • 23487

      #3

      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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      • rambler
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 745

        #4
        We got Beavers so fuck you!

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133987

          #5
          Where you held down by a Canadian man?

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Avril Lavigne is enough for me.

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            • the Shemp
              congrats to the winners
              • Nov 2001
              • 10891

              #7
              Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
              AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
              anybody here in love with Canada i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!
              obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"
              i use Vacares...so should you
              Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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              • BlackGarbageMan
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2005
                • 213

                #8
                Originally posted by rambler
                We got Beavers so fuck you!
                what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it
                here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!!

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                • DavieVegas
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6117

                  #9
                  no 2257 info problems
                  SKYPE#: davievegas - email: ddmedia702[at]mail[.]com

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                  • QuaWee
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 5791

                    #10
                    not back one day and you start a stupid ass thread
                    i luv mainstream

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                    • rambler
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 745

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
                      what good is a beaver if you cant fuck it
                      here in AMERICA ours beavers are still FRESH , no mad cow in our beaver meat you son of a BITCH!!
                      The mad cow is what makes it so good.

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                      • Tempest
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2004
                        • 10217

                        #12
                        More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL

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                        • BlackGarbageMan
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2005
                          • 213

                          #13
                          Originally posted by spunky
                          Where you held down by a Canadian man?
                          almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

                          cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.
                          Last edited by BlackGarbageMan; 05-17-2005, 06:53 PM.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133987

                            #14
                            I wish I could find a skank to lick my crusthole for 35 bucks

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                            • kenny
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 7245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tempest
                              More "freedoms" than our southern friends... health care for all.. hot chicks.. better beer... less countries/people that hate us.... oh.. and pot on every street corner.. LOL
                              We have a season of summer in the US
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                              • rambler
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 745

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
                                almost. 2 weeks ago i went to jail and had to pay a $300.00 find for trying to buy some pussy from an indain hooker up on young street. son of a muthafucker police tryed to take the money from my wallet and leave me without nothin' not even enuff to pay for the pussy, he'll the whore was only asking for $50.00. and i mean if your a hooker buyer like me,. you'll know that canadian whores will suck fuck and lick your crusthole for $20.00 u.s

                                cops fucked up my fuicking night and i had to be back on the road the next morning.. FUCK CANADA.
                                Are you sure you weren't in Mexico

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                                • Net41
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 233

                                  #17
                                  Obviously a better educational program.
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                                  • xxxdesign-net
                                    My hips don't lie
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 10129

                                    #18
                                    12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!

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                                    • kenny
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 7245

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by the Shemp
                                      obviously you've never seen "the beachcombers"

                                      http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/...achcombers.htm
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                                      • NY_TIM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 2975

                                        #20
                                        Beer and the Bithcess
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                                        • BRISK
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12240

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by kenny
                                          We have a season of summer in the US
                                          Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

                                          I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

                                          I especially like BC.

                                          Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

                                          Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

                                          Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere.
                                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                          • kenny
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 7245

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BRISK
                                            Canada is one of my favorite places to be in summertime. Just the right temp for me. 75 to 85 fahrenheit (25 to 30 celsius).

                                            I like going to Canada. It's nice there.

                                            I especially like BC.

                                            Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.

                                            Banff + Jasper is amazing too.

                                            Montreal & Quebec City have charm + character and sex shops everywhere.
                                            You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

                                            Snows 8 months out of the year.
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                                            • BlackGarbageMan
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 213

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                              12clicks.. put down the bottle.. Now!!
                                              Hell no, i refuse. canadian police or what ever they call these guys in soft blue.

                                              all i wanted was to turn a nice hooker trick and be back on the road to chi-town, and if you know like i knwo, them canadain whore are well wroth the licking.

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                                              • Tempest
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 10217

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BRISK
                                                I especially like BC.

                                                Vancouver, Victoria, Whistler, Gulf Islands, are among the most beautiful places in the world.
                                                Go on over to the sunshine coast as well.. Have a meal in "Molly's Reach"... ya know.. the place from the beachcombers Shemp mentioned..

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                                                • BRISK
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 12240

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by kenny
                                                  You get that weather for a whole 2 months.

                                                  Snows 8 months out of the year.
                                                  Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

                                                  5 months

                                                  I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.
                                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                  • BlackGarbageMan
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 213

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BRISK
                                                    Nope, it lasts from about April 15th to September 15th

                                                    5 months

                                                    I also like the snow in Canada. Whistler has some of the best skiing/snowboarding in the world.
                                                    wo the fuck gives a rats as about SNOW. fuck snow, i want to lay dick in your whores, canada has some of the cheapest whores on the planet, and i missed my chance because of some fuck ward canadain cop.

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                                                    • Tempest
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 10217

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by kenny
                                                      Snows 8 months out of the year.
                                                      I think there was an inch of snow on the ground for about a week this year where I live...

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                                                      • GiantGnome
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 4344

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
                                                        AMERICA THE GREAT.. FUCK CANADA. THE NATIONS BIGGEST SELL OUTS.
                                                        anybody here in love with Canada i got some shit on my mind because i fucked up and drunk.. FUCK A CANADA!!
                                                        congrats on making us Americans look good.
                                                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                        • BlackGarbageMan
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 213

                                                          #29
                                                          [QUOTE=Dee-MFM]Canada eh?
                                                          and thats just what that indian whore said to me. i ask how much, and she saids $50.00 eh! i said cool eh! can i get my balls lick and my hole sucked on. she said sure eh! i said fucking cool eh! soon as she got inside the rent a car, the fucking cops flash there lights on my rent a car and here comes the gay dudes in soft blue, asking me if im from the states eh! i said yeah, then they ask me how much was i gonna spend on the young lady . i said she only wants $50.00 U.S. eh. kiss my ass eh and get the fuck away from my car eh, im trying to turn a tick eh. next thing i know, i'm locked up in some canadain jail paying a $300.00 fine for trying to buy pussy i never got.. true story. FUCK CANADA..
                                                          Last edited by BlackGarbageMan; 05-17-2005, 07:26 PM.

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