I have to get an endoscopy tomorrow - GoFuckYourself.com

clickhappy · 05-17-2005, 12:04 AM

ever had it done?

Did you look while they were doing it? I dont know if I want to look or not.

Fizzgig · 05-17-2005, 12:09 AM

Too Much Information!!!!!!!!!!

SinSational · 05-17-2005, 12:13 AM

not sure what that it is. sounds like they are going up your ass to look around.

xclusive · 05-17-2005, 12:14 AM

expect a lot of pain from what i've heard

practiceTITOISM · 05-17-2005, 12:14 AM

A jigga what?

PersianKitty · 05-17-2005, 12:15 AM

My son has had two in the last few years. It's not a colonoscopy. An endoscopy is down the throat. They zonked him out both times. He was out for less than 10 minutes. Didn't bother him at all.

tedwinters · 05-17-2005, 12:15 AM

Yeah... I had it done a month ago..
I was at a Gastro specialist and he suddenly said 'Hmm.. I wonder if we have time to do an endoscope.......I guess so, follow me!'
2 minutes later, I was getting a numbing agent sprayed on the back of my throat, and 3 minutes later I was gagging uncontrollably with a big ass tube shoved down my throat...
then they filled my stomach with air, and I couldn't stop letting out huge burps...
then they poked a hole in my stomach lining for a biopsy...

it definately wasn't pleasant, but it only took 5 minutes... some places they give you drugs for it (to knock you out a bit), cause of the retching...

clickhappy · 05-17-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SinSational

not sure what that it is. sounds like they are going up your ass to look around.

it down the throat, not up the ass, lol

clickhappy · 05-17-2005, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tedwinters

Yeah... I had it done a month ago..
I was at a Gastro specialist and he suddenly said 'Hmm.. I wonder if we have time to do an endoscope.......I guess so, follow me!'
2 minutes later, I was getting a numbing agent sprayed on the back of my throat, and 3 minutes later I was gagging uncontrollably with a big ass tube shoved down my throat...
then they filled my stomach with air, and I couldn't stop letting out huge burps...
then they poked a hole in my stomach lining for a biopsy...

it definately wasn't pleasant, but it only took 5 minutes... some places they give you drugs for it (to knock you out a bit), cause of the retching...

FUCK!! this sounds like torture
thats exactly what im getting done too, with the stomach biopsy too
FUCK!

didnt they tell you beforehand though?
They told me not to eat the night before

jf2404 · 05-17-2005, 12:48 AM

I had the "nasty fucka" Endoscopy, the one up the ass

.

That one hurts like hell, apart from it feeling like a metal bar is going up your ass, they have air pumped in to expand the intestine so they can see more.

Your stomach feels like it's gonna pop with all the air, i was awake and watched on a TV screen, only lasted about 30 minutes but did hurt like hell.

And for the rest of the day i was farting for the world.......

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 12:49 AM

Yea heres a pic of the machine

http://picserv.on.zoy.org/IM39571.jpg

tedwinters · 05-17-2005, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

FUCK!! this sounds like torture
thats exactly what im getting done too, with the stomach biopsy too
FUCK!

didnt they tell you beforehand though?
They told me not to eat the night before

I wasn't told beforehand, but he asked if I had been fasting before he decided to do it.. (my complaint was I could barely eat.. especially in the morning...)
SOoo... I hadn't eaten

still don't know what it is/was.. been sick as hell for a few months.. most likely related to some of the vaccines I took before Cancun..

clickhappy · 05-17-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tedwinters

I wasn't told beforehand, but he asked if I had been fasting before he decided to do it.. (my complaint was I could barely eat.. especially in the morning...)
SOoo... I hadn't eaten

still don't know what it is/was.. been sick as hell for a few months.. most likely related to some of the vaccines I took before Cancun..

they took a slice of your stomach and examined it and they still dont know what the problem is?

tedwinters · 05-17-2005, 01:29 AM

yup.. a lot of gastro problems are damn hard to diagnose...
the biopsy is more for detecting bacteria, tumors, and ulcers...
I'm pretty sure mine was caused by 'dukoral', which is supposed to prevent traveller's diarrhea

it grows bacteria in your intestines... to combat e. coli and cholera...

Personally, I think my body was very unhappy with the new bacteria

Hera, the Apocalypse · 05-17-2005, 03:33 AM

i had endoscopy and colonoscopy a few weeks ago. it wasn't so bad really, except that I had an "abnormal anatomy" due to an operation I had years ago. Had to be given a sedative during colonoscopy as I was getting stressed out by the pain.
Between the two, I say, endoscopy is the "lesser evil"

Just don't forget to take deep breaths to prevent yourself from throwing up
Hope everything turns out well for you

crackerboy · 05-17-2005, 03:36 AM

Yupp i have done a Endoscopy to and it did hurt like hell for me i got painkillers and shit did take about 30 min for it and it was kind of cool to see the shit on tv thou

headless ghost · 05-17-2005, 03:41 AM

do you figure they wash the equipement between the anal and the oral?

the ultimale ass to mouth

juicy post bot · 05-17-2005, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost

do you figure they wash the equipement between the anal and the oral?

the ultimale ass to mouth

whats the difference?
it all tastes the same

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tedwinters Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal/Calgary Posts: 672	Yeah... I had it done a month ago.. I was at a Gastro specialist and he suddenly said 'Hmm.. I wonder if we have time to do an endoscope.......I guess so, follow me!' 2 minutes later, I was getting a numbing agent sprayed on the back of my throat, and 3 minutes later I was gagging uncontrollably with a big ass tube shoved down my throat... then they filled my stomach with air, and I couldn't stop letting out huge burps... then they poked a hole in my stomach lining for a biopsy... it definately wasn't pleasant, but it only took 5 minutes... some places they give you drugs for it (to knock you out a bit), cause of the retching...

05-17-2005, 12:48 AM	#10
jf2404 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: U.K Posts: 657	I had the "nasty fucka" Endoscopy, the one up the ass . That one hurts like hell, apart from it feeling like a metal bar is going up your ass, they have air pumped in to expand the intestine so they can see more. Your stomach feels like it's gonna pop with all the air, i was awake and watched on a TV screen, only lasted about 30 minutes but did hurt like hell. And for the rest of the day i was farting for the world.......

05-17-2005, 12:49 AM	#11
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	Yea heres a pic of the machine http://picserv.on.zoy.org/IM39571.jpg

05-17-2005, 01:29 AM	#14
tedwinters Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal/Calgary Posts: 672	yup.. a lot of gastro problems are damn hard to diagnose... the biopsy is more for detecting bacteria, tumors, and ulcers... I'm pretty sure mine was caused by 'dukoral', which is supposed to prevent traveller's diarrhea it grows bacteria in your intestines... to combat e. coli and cholera... Personally, I think my body was very unhappy with the new bacteria

05-17-2005, 03:33 AM	#15
Hera, the Apocalypse Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: i'm from the heavens... Posts: 181	i had endoscopy and colonoscopy a few weeks ago. it wasn't so bad really, except that I had an "abnormal anatomy" due to an operation I had years ago. Had to be given a sedative during colonoscopy as I was getting stressed out by the pain. Between the two, I say, endoscopy is the "lesser evil" Just don't forget to take deep breaths to prevent yourself from throwing up Hope everything turns out well for you __________________ ICQ 265884066

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crackerboy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,462	Yupp i have done a Endoscopy to and it did hurt like hell for me i got painkillers and shit did take about 30 min for it and it was kind of cool to see the shit on tv thou __________________ Join NaughtyAmerica - Several hundred of fresh FHG for your TGP or MGP - and they pay by Epassporte CLICK HERE TO JOIN NOW

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headless ghost Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 893	do you figure they wash the equipement between the anal and the oral? the ultimale ass to mouth