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clickhappy 05-17-2005 12:04 AM

I have to get an endoscopy tomorrow
 
ever had it done?

Did you look while they were doing it? I dont know if I want to look or not.

Fizzgig 05-17-2005 12:09 AM

Too Much Information!!!!!!!!!!

SinSational 05-17-2005 12:13 AM

not sure what that it is. sounds like they are going up your ass to look around.

xclusive 05-17-2005 12:14 AM

expect a lot of pain from what i've heard

practiceTITOISM 05-17-2005 12:14 AM

A jigga what?

PersianKitty 05-17-2005 12:15 AM

My son has had two in the last few years. It's not a colonoscopy. An endoscopy is down the throat. They zonked him out both times. He was out for less than 10 minutes. Didn't bother him at all.

tedwinters 05-17-2005 12:15 AM

Yeah... I had it done a month ago..
I was at a Gastro specialist and he suddenly said 'Hmm.. I wonder if we have time to do an endoscope.......I guess so, follow me!'
2 minutes later, I was getting a numbing agent sprayed on the back of my throat, and 3 minutes later I was gagging uncontrollably with a big ass tube shoved down my throat...
then they filled my stomach with air, and I couldn't stop letting out huge burps...
then they poked a hole in my stomach lining for a biopsy...

it definately wasn't pleasant, but it only took 5 minutes... some places they give you drugs for it (to knock you out a bit), cause of the retching...

clickhappy 05-17-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinSational
not sure what that it is. sounds like they are going up your ass to look around.

it down the throat, not up the ass, lol

clickhappy 05-17-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tedwinters
Yeah... I had it done a month ago..
I was at a Gastro specialist and he suddenly said 'Hmm.. I wonder if we have time to do an endoscope.......I guess so, follow me!'
2 minutes later, I was getting a numbing agent sprayed on the back of my throat, and 3 minutes later I was gagging uncontrollably with a big ass tube shoved down my throat...
then they filled my stomach with air, and I couldn't stop letting out huge burps...
then they poked a hole in my stomach lining for a biopsy...

it definately wasn't pleasant, but it only took 5 minutes... some places they give you drugs for it (to knock you out a bit), cause of the retching...

FUCK!! this sounds like torture
thats exactly what im getting done too, with the stomach biopsy too
FUCK!

:throwup

didnt they tell you beforehand though?
They told me not to eat the night before

jf2404 05-17-2005 12:48 AM

I had the "nasty fucka" Endoscopy, the one up the ass :helpme .

That one hurts like hell, apart from it feeling like a metal bar is going up your ass, they have air pumped in to expand the intestine so they can see more.

Your stomach feels like it's gonna pop with all the air, i was awake and watched on a TV screen, only lasted about 30 minutes but did hurt like hell.


And for the rest of the day i was farting for the world....... :1orglaugh

MGibson 05-17-2005 12:49 AM

Yea heres a pic of the machine


http://picserv.on.zoy.org/IM39571.jpg

tedwinters 05-17-2005 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
FUCK!! this sounds like torture
thats exactly what im getting done too, with the stomach biopsy too
FUCK!

:throwup

didnt they tell you beforehand though?
They told me not to eat the night before

I wasn't told beforehand, but he asked if I had been fasting before he decided to do it.. (my complaint was I could barely eat.. especially in the morning...)
SOoo... I hadn't eaten :)
still don't know what it is/was.. been sick as hell for a few months.. most likely related to some of the vaccines I took before Cancun..

clickhappy 05-17-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tedwinters
I wasn't told beforehand, but he asked if I had been fasting before he decided to do it.. (my complaint was I could barely eat.. especially in the morning...)
SOoo... I hadn't eaten :)
still don't know what it is/was.. been sick as hell for a few months.. most likely related to some of the vaccines I took before Cancun..

they took a slice of your stomach and examined it and they still dont know what the problem is?

tedwinters 05-17-2005 01:29 AM

yup.. a lot of gastro problems are damn hard to diagnose...
the biopsy is more for detecting bacteria, tumors, and ulcers...
I'm pretty sure mine was caused by 'dukoral', which is supposed to prevent traveller's diarrhea :)
it grows bacteria in your intestines... to combat e. coli and cholera...

Personally, I think my body was very unhappy with the new bacteria :)

Hera, the Apocalypse 05-17-2005 03:33 AM

i had endoscopy and colonoscopy a few weeks ago. it wasn't so bad really, except that I had an "abnormal anatomy" due to an operation I had years ago. Had to be given a sedative during colonoscopy as I was getting stressed out by the pain.
Between the two, I say, endoscopy is the "lesser evil" :winkwink:

Just don't forget to take deep breaths to prevent yourself from throwing up
Hope everything turns out well for you :)

crackerboy 05-17-2005 03:36 AM

Yupp i have done a Endoscopy to and it did hurt like hell for me i got painkillers and shit did take about 30 min for it and it was kind of cool to see the shit on tv thou

headless ghost 05-17-2005 03:41 AM

do you figure they wash the equipement between the anal and the oral?

the ultimale ass to mouth

juicy post bot 05-17-2005 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost
do you figure they wash the equipement between the anal and the oral?

the ultimale ass to mouth

whats the difference?
it all tastes the same


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