PICS There has not been a Paris Hilton thread in a while. PICS, VIDS, almost FREE!!

[XPays]

Originally Posted by XPays

150 sunday paris threads

[2HousePlague]

though it has long slipped quietly from the public interest, the question "did paris hilton cunningly premeditate her 'inadvertent' (and brief?) porn career -- as a platform to unfathomable debut ratings for the 'simple life' and subsequent superstardom...?" remains the ardent raison d'etre for a dogged few who simply MUST KNOW THE TRUTH. as an occassional associate of several members of this fanatical investigative cult, i have many times in the past been entrusted with information for which some would kill or die. on each of those occasions it was made quite clear to me that my secrecy had become a basic requirement of remaining among the living. but this afternoon, i have been called upon by these same certain "friends" of mine to expose what may prove to be the decisive piece of evidence -- PROVING, AT LAST -- that sweet, little pink-jammie-wearing paree DID in fact WHORISHLY PLOT THE WHOLE THING. the below photographs are believed to be stills from a pre-production 1/20 scale mock-up of the now-infamous debauch, orchestrated and (der) Fuhrer-ed-over by none other than the h e i r e s s herself! consider:








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[XPays]

there are lots of funny spoofs and the video is hitting cult following status now so everyone hook your surfers up with http://HotelHeiress.com at your earliest convenience, like now...

[Screaming]

she looks evil in that last pic

[XPays]

a lot of women join the site to see the blowjob they always here about

[J$tyle$]

Originally Posted by XPays

a lot of women join the site to see the blowjob they always here about

She does suck and jack off cock like a pro!

[pubenemy]

The barbie mockup is great.

[2HousePlague]

Originally Posted by XPays

a lot of women join the site to see the blowjob they always here about

The Paris video is nothing less than a modern CULTURAL MILESTONE.

I have no doubt at all that future historians will one day hold it up in its rightful light. The significance of Paris Hilton far transcends pornography. You need only watch a few "E" True Hollywood Stories to realize that many, many pretty girls, who teetered briefly at the threshold of stardom, have fallen into Sex Work and shame.

But, in Paris Hilton, we have what may be the very first example of Sex Scandal as stepping-stone -- upward.

Of course women are as enthralled by her as men are -- but in a very different way. In both cases, however, her effect is democratizing -- she gratifies the men with the vicarious thrill of "having" a young woman from a socio-economic station that, while certainly not wanting for whores, is usually beyond the approach of the average Joe. And she gratifies (and fires the imagination) of many women who, seeing her "unpunished" -- indeed, REWARDED -- for her flagrant assertion of sexual power, are inspired to consider broader, more active, more self-determined sexual roles for themselves in society.

Bravo, Paris -- you have changed things, girl.


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[XPays]

what he said

[XPays]

pulling a lars

[tranza]

Am I the only person that NEVER saw this pic??

[tranza]

Originally Posted by tranza

Am I the only person that NEVER saw this pic??

I meant video...