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2HousePlague · 05-15-2005, 03:54 PM

though it has long slipped quietly from the public interest, the question "did paris hilton cunningly premeditate her 'inadvertent' (and brief?) porn career -- as a platform to unfathomable debut ratings for the 'simple life' and subsequent superstardom...?" remains the ardent raison d'etre for a dogged few who simply MUST KNOW THE TRUTH. as an occassional associate of several members of this fanatical investigative cult, i have many times in the past been entrusted with information for which some would kill or die. on each of those occasions it was made quite clear to me that my secrecy had become a basic requirement of remaining among the living. but this afternoon, i have been called upon by these same certain "friends" of mine to expose what may prove to be the decisive piece of evidence -- PROVING, AT LAST -- that sweet, little pink-jammie-wearing paree DID in fact WHORISHLY PLOT THE WHOLE THING. the below photographs are believed to be stills from a pre-production 1/20 scale mock-up of the now-infamous debauch, orchestrated and (der) Fuhrer-ed-over by none other than the h e i r e s s herself! consider:

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05-15-2005, 03:54 PM
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	though it has long slipped quietly from the public interest, the question *"did paris hilton cunningly premeditate her 'inadvertent' (and brief?) porn career -- as a platform to unfathomable debut ratings for the 'simple life' and subsequent superstardom...?"* remains the ardent raison d'etre for a dogged few who simply MUST KNOW THE TRUTH. as an occassional associate of several members of this fanatical investigative cult, i have many times in the past been entrusted with information for which some would kill or die. on each of those occasions it was made quite clear to me that my secrecy had become a basic requirement of remaining among the living. but this afternoon, i have been called upon by these same certain "friends" of mine to expose what may prove to be the decisive piece of evidence -- PROVING, AT LAST -- that sweet, little pink-jammie-wearing paree DID in fact WHORISHLY PLOT THE WHOLE THING. the below photographs are believed to be stills from a pre-production 1/20 scale mock-up of the now-infamous debauch, orchestrated and (der) Fuhrer-ed-over by none other than the h e i r e s s herself! consider: j- __________________ tada!