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Shortbus McGee · 05-13-2005, 02:26 AM

Will you father my children?

XPays · 05-13-2005, 02:29 AM

if you send 100 signups or more per month, yes!

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 02:32 AM

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if you send 100 signups or more per month, yes!

Perhaps -- an option where your seed were "pooled" with other, no less worthy wrigglers, might be offered less expensively --

j-

XPays · 05-13-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Perhaps -- an option where your seed were "pooled" with other, no less worthy wrigglers, might be offered less expensively --

j-

we actually have a super fine affiliate now i would not mind impregnating at all. her google placements are as sexy as she is too. i will say hand's down we have one of the hottest seo's of all time and her and her inbound links make me hoeny.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 02:43 AM

great paris spike btw with the double simple lifagenessocityiciousnessment

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

we actually have a super fine affiliate now i would not mind impregnating at all. her google placements are as sexy as she is too. i will say hand's down we have one of the hottest seo's of all time and her and her inbound links make me hoeny.

Nice.

If it were me, I'd show my love by making her Home Page the "Egg" of my own embarrassing SEO efforts. To win your prize, you'd have to contrive a natural #1 for the term that, in her mind, equals "Yes, come in".

j-

XPays · 05-13-2005, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Nice.

If it were me, I'd show my love by making her Home Page the "Egg" of my own embarrassing SEO efforts. To win your prize, you'd have to contrive a natural #1 for the term that, in her mind, equals "Yes, come in".

j-

my plan is to do a fake contest for a trip to hawaii and she wins it but it is for one until the surprise happens... also i am giving her access to my overture feedage to see if that works. genetically she can do a lot better than me, so appealing to her seo urges is a wise suggestion!

XPays · 05-13-2005, 02:58 AM

we could have some little affiliates one day

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:00 AM

i just emailed her this thread

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:03 AM

my plan might need to be alterred now dear!

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:06 AM

does my dancing banana get you rev'd up my little yum yum?

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:08 AM

we can be the next halcyon and tassy ????

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

my plan is to do a fake contest for a trip to hawaii and she wins it but it is for one until the surprise happens... also i am giving her access to my overture feedage to see if that works. genetically she can do a lot better than me, so appealing to her seo urges is a wise suggestion!

Evan, you've earned a place in my heart.

Here's an early wedding gift:

Did you say "Overture Feedage" ??

A tool is always, and never anything but, whatevuh you do with it --

j-

HINT: "Categorizing the Data"

pradaboy · 05-13-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

does my dancing banana get you rev'd up my little yum yum?

you look like the bad guy in 24 season 3... that Steven Saunders guy

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy

you look like the bad guy in 24 season 3... that Steven Saunders guy

first i thought you said bald - which is getting pretty accurate and then i thought of george costanza in the "i'm a very bad man episode"...

sweety when you read this - I am a very bad man!

XPays · 05-13-2005, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Evan, you've earned a place in my heart.

Here's an early wedding gift:

Did you say "Overture Feedage" ??

A tool is always, and never anything but, whatevuh you do with it --

j-

HINT: "Categorizing the Data"

he's the king of hotlinks, there is none higher, sucker hotlinkers should call him sire, to ruin his kingdom you must use fiber..

o'reilly, anamolous or not is the best series of books ever and our cto michael is religious about them. nice pick!

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

he's the king of hotlinks, there is none higher, sucker hotlinkers should call him sire, to ruin his kingdom you must use fiber..

o'reilly, anamolous or not is the best series of books ever and our cto michael is religious about them. nice pick!

j-

pradaboy · 05-13-2005, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

first i thought you said bald - which is getting pretty accurate and then i thought of george costanza in the "i'm a very bad man episode"...

sweety when you read this - I am a very bad man!

Halcyon · 05-20-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

we can be the next halcyon and tassy ????

LOL! Woo-Hoo!

05-13-2005, 02:29 AM	#2
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05-13-2005, 02:58 AM	#8
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05-13-2005, 03:00 AM	#9
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05-13-2005, 03:03 AM	#10
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05-13-2005, 02:26 AM	#1
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05-13-2005, 03:06 AM	#11
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05-13-2005, 03:08 AM	#12
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