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Shortbus McGee 05-13-2005 02:26 AM

Dear Mr. XPays....
 
Will you father my children?

XPays 05-13-2005 02:29 AM

if you send 100 signups or more per month, yes!

2HousePlague 05-13-2005 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays
if you send 100 signups or more per month, yes!

Perhaps -- an option where your seed were "pooled" with other, no less worthy wrigglers, might be offered less expensively -- :1orglaugh



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XPays 05-13-2005 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Perhaps -- an option where your seed were "pooled" with other, no less worthy wrigglers, might be offered less expensively -- :1orglaugh



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we actually have a super fine affiliate now i would not mind impregnating at all. her google placements are as sexy as she is too. i will say hand's down we have one of the hottest seo's of all time and her and her inbound links make me hoeny.

XPays 05-13-2005 02:43 AM

great paris spike btw with the double simple lifagenessocityiciousnessment

2HousePlague 05-13-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
we actually have a super fine affiliate now i would not mind impregnating at all. her google placements are as sexy as she is too. i will say hand's down we have one of the hottest seo's of all time and her and her inbound links make me hoeny.

Nice.

If it were me, I'd show my love by making her Home Page the "Egg" of my own embarrassing SEO efforts. To win your prize, you'd have to contrive a natural #1 for the term that, in her mind, equals "Yes, come in".


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XPays 05-13-2005 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Nice.

If it were me, I'd show my love by making her Home Page the "Egg" of my own embarrassing SEO efforts. To win your prize, you'd have to contrive a natural #1 for the term that, in her mind, equals "Yes, come in".


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my plan is to do a fake contest for a trip to hawaii and she wins it but it is for one until the surprise happens... also i am giving her access to my overture feedage to see if that works. genetically she can do a lot better than me, so appealing to her seo urges is a wise suggestion!

XPays 05-13-2005 02:58 AM

we could have some little affiliates one day

XPays 05-13-2005 03:00 AM

i just emailed her this thread

XPays 05-13-2005 03:03 AM

my plan might need to be alterred now dear!

XPays 05-13-2005 03:06 AM

does my dancing banana get you rev'd up my little yum yum?

http://www.evanradio.com/picslink/bananaxpays.gif

XPays 05-13-2005 03:08 AM

we can be the next halcyon and tassy ????

2HousePlague 05-13-2005 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
my plan is to do a fake contest for a trip to hawaii and she wins it but it is for one until the surprise happens... also i am giving her access to my overture feedage to see if that works. genetically she can do a lot better than me, so appealing to her seo urges is a wise suggestion!

Evan, you've earned a place in my heart.

Here's an early wedding gift:

http://photos5.flickr.com/9620908_874d4763c5.jpg

Did you say "Overture Feedage" ??

A tool is always, and never anything but, whatevuh you do with it -- :winkwink:



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HINT: "Categorizing the Data"

pradaboy 05-13-2005 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays
does my dancing banana get you rev'd up my little yum yum?

http://www.evanradio.com/picslink/bananaxpays.gif

you look like the bad guy in 24 season 3... that Steven Saunders guy :upsidedow

XPays 05-13-2005 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy
you look like the bad guy in 24 season 3... that Steven Saunders guy :upsidedow

first i thought you said bald - which is getting pretty accurate and then i thought of george costanza in the "i'm a very bad man episode"...


sweety when you read this - I am a very bad man! :winkwink:

XPays 05-13-2005 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Evan, you've earned a place in my heart.

Here's an early wedding gift:

http://photos5.flickr.com/9620908_874d4763c5.jpg

Did you say "Overture Feedage" ??

A tool is always, and never anything but, whatevuh you do with it -- :winkwink:



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HINT: "Categorizing the Data"

he's the king of hotlinks, there is none higher, sucker hotlinkers should call him sire, to ruin his kingdom you must use fiber..

o'reilly, anamolous or not is the best series of books ever and our cto michael is religious about them. nice pick!

2HousePlague 05-13-2005 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
he's the king of hotlinks, there is none higher, sucker hotlinkers should call him sire, to ruin his kingdom you must use fiber..

o'reilly, anamolous or not is the best series of books ever and our cto michael is religious about them. nice pick!

:)


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pradaboy 05-13-2005 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
first i thought you said bald - which is getting pretty accurate and then i thought of george costanza in the "i'm a very bad man episode"...


sweety when you read this - I am a very bad man! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Halcyon 05-20-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays
we can be the next halcyon and tassy ????

LOL! Woo-Hoo!


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