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the Shemp · 01-21-2002, 02:43 PM

to: [email protected]

Dear sir --- I am 45 years old and i need to see
sex but for many reasons it is impossible in my
country Yemen please send to me by e mail .
thank for you
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I need some suggestions for a reply to this email,

thanks

Shemp

Phil21 · 01-21-2002, 02:44 PM

send the man some sex!

-Phil

Instant · 01-21-2002, 02:45 PM

how about

dear sir.. fuck off

^R3K^ · 01-21-2002, 02:45 PM

haha, classic. you can always send him a pocket pussy via snail mail.

AaronM · 01-21-2002, 02:45 PM

Send him this:

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-21-2002).]

Squishy · 01-21-2002, 02:45 PM

That guy is a signup waiting to happen.

Theo · 01-21-2002, 02:49 PM

gift him a membership to adultbouncer!

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 02:55 PM

Send him an email advising him that you have reported him to his local Yemen authorities for possible breach of local sex laws and if found guilty he will be prosecuted accordingly.

quiet · 01-21-2002, 02:58 PM

i get about 10 - 20 stupid ass emails/day. here's one i got a couple minutes ago:

Quote:

Dear sir/madam,
I have a problem that I'm a gay. I have no senses of
girls. What should I do? Is there any psychology
tretement for this? If not what will be the solution?
reply me
thank you
ravi

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 03:00 PM

Reply to that gay guy.. "Suck my dick" if he says yes then inform him there is no cure and he is doomed to a life of cock gobbling and ass pounding. HAHA

Rip · 01-21-2002, 03:09 PM

I think that he wants sex pics in his email, perhaps you should refer him to an email sponsor

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quiet · 01-21-2002, 03:12 PM

Quote:

I don't no if this question u can get 2, but if u can...i would b grateful. My girl wants 2 start doin' anal, but
she won't do it unless she's clean like the porn women n the movies. What dose she use 2 clean herself? And how
many times dose have 2 do it 2 stay that way? I thought the best person 2 ask would b you guys since you shoot it. Please get back 2
me even if u don't have an answer, thank u!

T

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 03:16 PM

She needs to first wax off all her ass hairs and then pick the corn out with her pinky finger. Then tell him, "By the way, if you fuck your girlfriend up the ass that means you might be gay."

Sex4it · 01-21-2002, 03:21 PM

has net, knows about Shemp so has as much sex as posible be 4 free

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quiet · 01-21-2002, 03:25 PM

lol Fle@, here's another

Quote:

Hi im Sardin, thanks for all your movies i like them alot ive been going to all your pages they are great. i like one of the girls on your page alot i know you know her. where does she live, i really like her i was wondering if you could set me up with her on a date maybe, im kinda shy, and she seem really crazy but i
love her already i think ok? i go now bye

riiight.

[This message has been edited by quiet (edited 01-21-2002).]

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 03:33 PM

I talked to her about you and how much you seemed to care for her. She has since decided to only date women. I'm sorry but you seemed to have really freaked her out so much that she now hates men. Perhaps I can suggest (insert personal ad sponsor here) There are loads of lonely patheic women that would match you perfectly.

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 03:33 PM

.

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 03:34 PM

By the way why am I answering your emails??

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

Martin · 01-21-2002, 03:49 PM

AaronM,

first you post a pic of a girl with a hairy asshole now this? What's wrong with you..LOL

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the Shemp · 01-21-2002, 04:07 PM

Thanks for the advice,
I think I'll send him the pic from AaronM,

regards

shemp

Amputate Your Head · 01-21-2002, 04:40 PM

Here's a classic that I keep around for laughs whenever I'm bummed out:

Quote:

I am Raj. I am wanting for sex to be with you. I have many womens where I am living and I am haveing much mansex for you. You are very much what I am liking for my sex to be. You respond to me so I will marry you and have much sex.

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 04:43 PM

Tell him you have much herpies and would love to much share with him the herpies.

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 04:49 PM

Then again he could be rich. Marry him.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-21-2002, 05:07 PM

LENS !!!

Give Flea his own forum ... "ASK FLEA"

fuck you're a riot Bro !!

CancerFactory · 01-21-2002, 05:15 PM

omg....
i cant believe the sort of advice being given here!
hey bro, give the poor man some porn! This poor guy just wants to whack off a bit...is that too much to ask? What is this world coming to??? The freedom to whack off is almost as important as freedom of speech.

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Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
LENS !!!

Give Flea his own forum ... "ASK FLEA"

fuck you're a riot Bro !!

Yea I sort of felt like dear what's her face there for a bit. Hehe. Maybe I should start a business answering whacked out emails for webmasters.

Hell I'd do it for free because it's just too much fun.

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 05:34 PM

Give me your wierd emails and I'll supply you with an appropriate reply.

01-21-2002, 02:43 PM	#1
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Email of the day... to: [email protected] Dear sir --- I am 45 years old and i need to see sex but for many reasons it is impossible in my country Yemen please send to me by e mail . thank for you ---------------------------- I need some suggestions for a reply to this email, thanks Shemp

01-21-2002, 02:44 PM	#2
Phil21 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: ICQ: 25285313 Posts: 993	send the man some sex! -Phil

01-21-2002, 02:45 PM	#3
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	how about dear sir.. fuck off

01-21-2002, 02:45 PM	#4
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	haha, classic. you can always send him a pocket pussy via snail mail.

01-21-2002, 02:45 PM	#5
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Send him this: [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 02:45 PM	#6
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	That guy is a signup waiting to happen.

01-21-2002, 02:49 PM	#7
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	gift him a membership to adultbouncer!

01-21-2002, 02:55 PM	#8
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Send him an email advising him that you have reported him to his local Yemen authorities for possible breach of local sex laws and if found guilty he will be prosecuted accordingly.

01-21-2002, 03:00 PM	#10
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Reply to that gay guy.. "Suck my dick" if he says yes then inform him there is no cure and he is doomed to a life of cock gobbling and ass pounding. HAHA

01-21-2002, 03:09 PM	#11
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I think that he wants sex pics in his email, perhaps you should refer him to an email sponsor ------------------ $$ You sell FREE MEMBERSHIPS $$ You Make Up To $19.47 or MORE! $$ JackThumbsTGP - - - VideoKAT-ViDeOpOsT - Post Gallieries - - - - - - - Trade Traffic -

01-21-2002, 03:16 PM	#13
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	She needs to first wax off all her ass hairs and then pick the corn out with her pinky finger. Then tell him, "By the way, if you fuck your girlfriend up the ass that means you might be gay."

01-21-2002, 03:21 PM	#14
Sex4it Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 784	has net, knows about Shemp so has as much sex as posible be 4 free ------------------ SEX4IT TGP Blind links No conversion Ratios! Nex-cash Roks!

01-21-2002, 03:33 PM	#16
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	I talked to her about you and how much you seemed to care for her. She has since decided to only date women. I'm sorry but you seemed to have really freaked her out so much that she now hates men. Perhaps I can suggest (insert personal ad sponsor here) There are loads of lonely patheic women that would match you perfectly. [This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 03:34 PM	#18
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	By the way why am I answering your emails?? [This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 03:49 PM	#19
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	AaronM, first you post a pic of a girl with a hairy asshole now this? What's wrong with you..LOL ------------------ Sarcastic-Bastards Looking for good Webmaster Shop Talk? Join Us :-) Green Thumbs TGP.Com

01-21-2002, 04:07 PM	#20
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Thanks for the advice, I think I'll send him the pic from AaronM, regards shemp

01-21-2002, 04:43 PM	#22
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Tell him you have much herpies and would love to much share with him the herpies.

01-21-2002, 04:49 PM	#23
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Then again he could be rich. Marry him.

01-21-2002, 05:07 PM	#24
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	LENS !!! Give Flea his own forum ... "ASK FLEA" fuck you're a riot Bro !!

01-21-2002, 05:15 PM	#25
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	omg.... i cant believe the sort of advice being given here! hey bro, give the poor man some porn! This poor guy just wants to whack off a bit...is that too much to ask? What is this world coming to??? The freedom to whack off is almost as important as freedom of speech. ------------------ Join4Free - $1 per free email signup. Pays ontime 100% of time

01-21-2002, 05:34 PM	#27
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Give me your wierd emails and I'll supply you with an appropriate reply.