Email of the day...
 

to: [email protected]

Dear sir --- I am 45 years old and i need to see
sex but for many reasons it is impossible in my
country Yemen please send to me by e mail .
thank for you
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I need some suggestions for a reply to this email,

thanks

Shemp

send the man some sex!

-Phil

how about

dear sir.. fuck off

haha, classic. you can always send him a pocket pussy via snail mail. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Send him this:


http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/GFY.jpg


[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-21-2002).]

That guy is a signup waiting to happen.

gift him a membership to adultbouncer!

Send him an email advising him that you have reported him to his local Yemen authorities for possible breach of local sex laws and if found guilty he will be prosecuted accordingly. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

i get about 10 - 20 stupid ass emails/day. here's one i got a couple minutes ago:

Reply to that gay guy.. "Suck my dick" if he says yes then inform him there is no cure and he is doomed to a life of cock gobbling and ass pounding. HAHA

I think that he wants sex pics in his email, perhaps you should refer him to an email sponsor
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She needs to first wax off all her ass hairs and then pick the corn out with her pinky finger. Then tell him, "By the way, if you fuck your girlfriend up the ass that means you might be gay."

has net, knows about Shemp so has as much sex as posible be 4 free http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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lol Fle@, here's another riiight.

[This message has been edited by quiet (edited 01-21-2002).]

I talked to her about you and how much you seemed to care for her. She has since decided to only date women. I'm sorry but you seemed to have really freaked her out so much that she now hates men. Perhaps I can suggest (insert personal ad sponsor here) There are loads of lonely patheic women that would match you perfectly.

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

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[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

By the way why am I answering your emails?? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-21-2002).]

AaronM,

first you post a pic of a girl with a hairy asshole now this? What's wrong with you..LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Thanks for the advice,
I think I'll send him the pic from AaronM,

regards

shemp

Here's a classic that I keep around for laughs whenever I'm bummed out:

Tell him you have much herpies and would love to much share with him the herpies.


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Then again he could be rich. Marry him. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

LENS !!!

Give Flea his own forum ... "ASK FLEA"

fuck you're a riot Bro !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

omg....
i cant believe the sort of advice being given here!
hey bro, give the poor man some porn! This poor guy just wants to whack off a bit...is that too much to ask? What is this world coming to??? The freedom to whack off is almost as important as freedom of speech.


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Yea I sort of felt like dear what's her face there for a bit. Hehe. Maybe I should start a business answering whacked out emails for webmasters. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif Hell I'd do it for free because it's just too much fun. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Give me your wierd emails and I'll supply you with an appropriate reply. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif