What is the point of having kids? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 05-09-2005, 04:35 PM

I don't have a farm that needs free labor nor do I need a babysitter when i'm old. As such, I can't see why I, or anyone, would have kids.

Parents - what the fuck were you thinking ?

nofx · 05-09-2005, 04:42 PM

to carry on the family name

thats about it

LadyMischief · 05-09-2005, 04:43 PM

The sheer pleasure and experience of raising a child. It's a continual joy. But it's only for those who want it and are ready for it.

fl_prn_str · 05-09-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

to carry on the family name

thats about it

its all about the bloodline.......family tree.

Scott McD · 05-09-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

to carry on the family name

What if the family name sucks ??

DarkJedi · 05-09-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

The sheer pleasure and experience of raising a child. It's a continual joy. But it's only for those who want it and are ready for it.

Ruining the prime of my life and 18 years of parental slavery just so I can get a few hospital visits at the very end when I'm about to die anyway doesn't sound like a good deal to me.

andrej_NDC · 05-09-2005, 04:57 PM

As Homer Simpson once said, you can learn them to hate the same things.

sumphatpimp · 05-09-2005, 04:58 PM

when your father made you he was just fucking for fun right?
he couldn't have been serious.
no, don't have kids.

Fresh · 05-09-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

As Homer Simpson once said, you can learn them to hate the same things.

mahoney · 05-09-2005, 05:00 PM

Because after 18 years you will get this nifty jacket for FREE

Not to mention it's an extension of your own Ego

Meta Ridley · 05-09-2005, 05:01 PM

Becasue you need something to beat besides the wife and dog.

Drake · 05-09-2005, 05:02 PM

At this point I don't understand it either

SuckOnThis · 05-09-2005, 06:10 PM

I had kids so they could beat the shit out of soccer mom kids.

Rorschach · 05-09-2005, 06:24 PM

fuck children... it's like a life sentence. i hate the damn things.

GatorB · 05-09-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I don't have a farm that needs free labor nor do I need a babysitter when i'm old. As such, I can't see why I, or anyone, would have kids.

Parents - what the fuck were you thinking ?

For you, yes, spare the world and don't breed. To answer your question, if everyone stopped having kids eventually there would be any people.

StuartD · 05-09-2005, 06:29 PM

As I am discovering more and more, the answer to this you can't be told... only experienced.

Head · 05-09-2005, 06:30 PM

I think I want kids but I don't think i'll get any. Thats ok to. But ya never know: my boys get to swim twice a week!

Rorschach · 05-09-2005, 06:32 PM

i wish i could kill the lot of the little fuckers... slice them up and make them burn

SuckOnThis · 05-09-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

i wish i could kill the lot of the little fuckers... slice them up and make them burn

You really should consider either

A: Suicide

B: Checking yourself into the nearest psychiatric hospital.

Seriously

Screaming · 05-09-2005, 07:00 PM

ok in your case you shouldnt!!!!!!!! and for the rest of us, or should i say myself, i love my daughter more and more everyday and wouldnt want to spend a day without her in my life, she is the greatest joy i have ever had

Boss Traffic Jim · 05-09-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I don't have a farm that needs free labor nor do I need a babysitter when i'm old. As such, I can't see why I, or anyone, would have kids.

Parents - what the fuck were you thinking ?

It's to bad you're parents didnt share the same point of view.

Rochard · 05-09-2005, 08:00 PM

I had a child because it was "the next step". However, the amount of joy my child brings me a daily basis is something all of the money in the world cannot provide. It's something you cannot explain to someone who doesn't have a child.

ProjectNaked · 05-09-2005, 08:17 PM

they are like kittens...

KRL · 05-09-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

fuck children... it's like a life sentence. i hate the damn things.

Dude, you need counseling.

Those are some extreme words you made on the two posts above.

Eddie2100 · 05-09-2005, 08:40 PM

i have 2 of my own...16 ,omths and 3 weeks even tghough their is total madness in my house i would never give it up in the world,, my kids are a part of me ,,, my seeds... some to watch your back at any time when you get old <<< lol

KRL · 05-09-2005, 08:43 PM

There is no experience as joyous in life as having a child.

Nothing, nothing at all, comes close. I would lay down my life for my child without any thought whatsoever.

It is magical. It changes your entire perspective on everything.

Yes its challenging and frustrating too at times. Its also a lot of work and a lot of stress. But at the end of the day its worth it all.

I have one kid and hope I can have more in the years ahead.

sniperwolf · 05-09-2005, 08:45 PM

plain propagation.. prevent HUMAN EXTINCTION!

The Adult Broker · 05-09-2005, 08:53 PM

It's the toughest job I'll ever have, but also the most rewarding.

you don't know the meaning of love, patience, fear, time management, negotiation or purpose of your life till u have a kid.

also, u were a kid once, wonder if your dad what saying 'you suck' ....hmmmm

iwantchixx · 05-09-2005, 08:56 PM

someone's mr negative here tonight.
Children are a great experience and I'm loving every minute of it, even when I'm in a flaming mad fit because my little one won't stop crying, I still remember how much I adore and love him.

myjah · 05-09-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

ok in your case you shouldnt!!!!!!!! and for the rest of us, or should i say myself, i love my daughter more and more everyday and wouldnt want to spend a day without her in my life, she is the greatest joy i have ever had

I feel the same way about my son.

I can't imagine my world without him.

I wanted to have a child because I loved my husband sooo much that I truly wanted to build a family with him. I wanted there to be more people in the world like him. My son is a real-life display of our love for one another.

Mako · 05-10-2005, 01:47 AM

No thanks. Most people desire children because they feel "it's the next step" or there is pressure put on them by their own parents looking for grandkids. Even worse, many incorrectly feel that a child will "solve" the problems already inherent to the relationship, which is like throwing a tanker truck full of nitro on a small campfire.

Bottom line: Everything nice you own gets destroyed/fucked up, nights out become a babysitter locating nightmare OR a rush-through-dinner-as-fast-as-possible to get the kids back home routine, and there is no possible comeback for "I'm sorry honey, no sucky sucky tonight, I'm beat from handling the kids all day". LOL, try and persuade a Mom that she's NOT too tired for some action from kid-duty, you might as well argue that Elvis is still alive.

And lets not even bring up the threat issue, the constant never-ending risk that at any moment they'll become a victim of some sort of disease/injury/child predator/car accident/poor judgement/etc, which is not just "18 years" but wondefully lasts the rest of your adult life.

It's one thing if you're very well off and can afford live-in nanny service, which buys you enough freedom that some semblance of normal life is possible, but unless you're in that 1/100th of one percent for income, your life as you know it is over the day the first one is born.

Not for me, and really when thought about rationally without emotion, not for most.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

For you, yes, spare the world and don't breed. To answer your question, if everyone stopped having kids eventually there would be any people.

There are close to 7 billion people on Earth right now. Do you really think we need any more ?

For future referrence: www.dieoff.com

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

you don't know the meaning of love, patience, fear, time management, negotiation or purpose of your life till u have a kid.

I do know the meaning of all of it without a kid.

eroswebmaster · 05-10-2005, 02:13 AM

they come in nice when you need the remote.

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 02:15 AM

kids make great dog meat!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-10-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I don't have a farm that needs free labor nor do I need a babysitter when i'm old. As such, I can't see why I, or anyone, would have kids.

Parents - what the fuck were you thinking ?

so why don't you kill yourself? you were once a kid, i guess you're not needed right? put the gun to your head, and just bring it home.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

and for the rest of us, or should i say myself, i love my daughter more and more everyday and wouldnt want to spend a day without her in my life, she is the greatest joy i have ever had

Then why did my friends cry when they found out she was pregnant and they weren't married ? They knew their life was over.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

so why don't you kill yourself?

Stupid question that has Zero relevance to this discussion.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-10-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Stupid question that has Zero relevance to this discussion.

how so? you say kids are worthless and no point, yet you were a kid for 18 years of your life

eroswebmaster · 05-10-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I do know the meaning of all of it without a kid.

No you don't.
In this world there is no real "love" other than that between a parent and child.
All other "love" comes and goes like new sitcoms.
I don't have kids, but I have raised my nieces going on 12 years now.
The youngest, Hanna was neglected by her father growing up so she bonded with me and rather strongly...there were times when she was small she would say she wished I was her father...and there have been other times even as she got older and I worked a lot she'd say things like...she was mad like most little girls who's fathers worked too much.
Now she knows I'm not her father..but I'm trying to get to a point here.
I can honestly say that I have never felt that kind of unconditional love from anyone else in my life...and I probalby only see about a 10th of what she has for her mom.
You're their hero, their answer in times of trouble. It's very satisfying and very scary all at the same time.

Shaddam IV · 05-10-2005, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

There is no experience as joyous in life as having a child.

Nothing, nothing at all, comes close.

Two chicks at the same time !

mrthumbs · 05-10-2005, 02:27 AM

For 99,9% of the populaition its not a responsible thing to put another human being on this planet.

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 02:27 AM

children deserve to be beaten and not heard.

eroswebmaster · 05-10-2005, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

For 99,9% of the populaition its not a responsible thing to put another human being on this planet.

all too true in some cases...but imagine if your parents had decided to abort you...you wish that upon yourself knowing what you know now?

mrthumbs · 05-10-2005, 02:29 AM

And to answer the question: there is no point.. just like theres no point of sticking a body part into the cavity of someone from the opposite sex.

Just instincts.. and because we people hate to admit we give in to instincts we think of all lame excuses "ahh.. its beautiful.. i cant explain.. its the best thing ever.."

instinct.. like rats.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

No you don't.

Yes I do.

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

I don't have kids, but ...

But you somehow know that a true love is only between a parent and a child ?

DISCOVER WOMEN, HOMESLICE.

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 02:32 AM

humans are worse than dumb beasts... they're savages. why put another living thing through the horror of human existance?

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

And to answer the question: there is no point.. just like theres no point of sticking a body part into the cavity of someone from the opposite sex.

There is a good point in sticking a body part into the cavity of someone from the opposite sex. It feels good.

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Just instincts.. and because we people hate to admit we give in to instincts we think of all lame excuses "ahh.. its beautiful.. i cant explain.. its the best thing ever.."

instinct.. like rats.

I think the main reason is social pressure. People are sheep - they are afraid to be different. So they do what everyone around is doing, fuck their life up, and spend the rest of their days being miserable, thinking of all the lost opportuniies and things they have never done.

mrthumbs · 05-10-2005, 02:41 AM

Its like creating a second nick on gfy..

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

There is no experience as joyous in life as having a child.

Nothing, nothing at all, comes close. I would lay down my life for my child without any thought whatsoever.

It is magical. It changes your entire perspective on everything.

Yes its challenging and frustrating too at times. Its also a lot of work and a lot of stress. But at the end of the day its worth it all.

I have one kid and hope I can have more in the years ahead.

Translation: "my life is empty so I'm filling it with kids"

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	What is the point of having kids? I don't have a farm that needs free labor nor do I need a babysitter when i'm old. As such, I can't see why I, or anyone, would have kids. Parents - what the fuck were you thinking ?

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	to carry on the family name thats about it __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	The sheer pleasure and experience of raising a child. It's a continual joy. But it's only for those who want it and are ready for it. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	i wish i could kill the lot of the little fuckers... slice them up and make them burn

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	ok in your case you shouldnt!!!!!!!! and for the rest of us, or should i say myself, i love my daughter more and more everyday and wouldnt want to spend a day without her in my life, she is the greatest joy i have ever had __________________

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	someone's mr negative here tonight. Children are a great experience and I'm loving every minute of it, even when I'm in a flaming mad fit because my little one won't stop crying, I still remember how much I adore and love him.

05-10-2005, 01:47 AM	#31
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	No thanks. Most people desire children because they feel "it's the next step" or there is pressure put on them by their own parents looking for grandkids. Even worse, many incorrectly feel that a child will "solve" the problems already inherent to the relationship, which is like throwing a tanker truck full of nitro on a small campfire. Bottom line: Everything nice you own gets destroyed/fucked up, nights out become a babysitter locating nightmare OR a rush-through-dinner-as-fast-as-possible to get the kids back home routine, and there is no possible comeback for "I'm sorry honey, no sucky sucky tonight, I'm beat from handling the kids all day". LOL, try and persuade a Mom that she's NOT too tired for some action from kid-duty, you might as well argue that Elvis is still alive. And lets not even bring up the threat issue, the constant never-ending risk that at any moment they'll become a victim of some sort of disease/injury/child predator/car accident/poor judgement/etc, which is not just "18 years" but wondefully lasts the rest of your adult life. It's one thing if you're very well off and can afford live-in nanny service, which buys you enough freedom that some semblance of normal life is possible, but unless you're in that 1/100th of one percent for income, your life as you know it is over the day the first one is born. Not for me, and really when thought about rationally without emotion, not for most.

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	kids make great dog meat!

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	For 99,9% of the populaition its not a responsible thing to put another human being on this planet.

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	And to answer the question: there is no point.. just like theres no point of sticking a body part into the cavity of someone from the opposite sex. Just instincts.. and because we people hate to admit we give in to instincts we think of all lame excuses "ahh.. its beautiful.. i cant explain.. its the best thing ever.." instinct.. like rats.

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	humans are worse than dumb beasts... they're savages. why put another living thing through the horror of human existance?

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Its like creating a second nick on gfy..