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So I was a half-mile into my run and I snorted a Bee in my nose and it stung me...
mother FUCKER... i snorted in a wasp or a bee in my left nostril right when i was pretty much sprinting, i tried snorting it the fuck out hard but it stung me and it hurt like a mother fucker.. i have no idea what it was... but this shit hurts bad.
is there anything i should be doing to help the pain? i can't see if theres a stinger in there or not. |
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sounds like a new high...
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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snorting bees? Give it a chance, it might give you a good buzz
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Try flushing with cold water and dont snort it as that would probably kill you. |
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One time I opened the back door and a wasp landed right on my lip and stung me there...had to go to a gathering that night with friends looking like someone popped me good in the mouth...LOL
Hurt like hell too...try baking soda and water. How's your nose looking btw? |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Rip your nose open to check - its very important, or you will get a brain infection and diiiieeeeee!!!!!!
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ouch thats gotta hurt
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It's coming look busy
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If it was a bee yes you should remove the stinger, get some tweezers, flash light, and assistance.
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Now with more Jayne
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I would be laying in a hospital now...no joke
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id say it would be wise you goto the emergency room, majorly go if the bug never came out lol fucker gonna rott up inside your sinuses..
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Some people snort cocaine. Some people snort bees.
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That sucks! I'm not really sure what would help the pain with it being inside your nose. You might want to give your local pharmacy a call and ask the Pharmacist on duty what he/she would recommend.
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Either you have a really big nose or that was a baby bee!
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ouch..
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i took benedryl or however that is spelled. i guess that is what you should do.
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thats some fucked up shit right there
kinda like the time I was just walking around outside and some birdshit landed on my head
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sounds like pain....consult a M.D.
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Thank god you aren't allergic!
If that happened to me i'd be pretty fucked. Try calling a local physician and see what they say about it. You could always do something to get adreneline flowing hardcore, that would help a hell of a lot. Though...i'm not really sure how someone would bring on adrenaline on-demand, short of jumping out of a plane.
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Ouch
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so i wake up, pick my nose, and i notice the bee stinger is on my finger. that bastard was in there the whole time.
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so how does your nose feel now?
pretty fucked up man... one day I was running and opened my mouth and swallowed a fucking wasp... I ran home drank a bottle of coke and never felt anything ![]()
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ouchhh lucky u...
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Had to be a bee. If it was a wasp you wouldn't be posting here now. You'd be in way too much pain. I had one sting my thumb and it swelled up to almost twice it's size and felt like it was on fire. Took 4 days for the pain to go completely away.
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Jesus, that is awful....hope ya feel better.
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Where's the bee now? Did you inhale the whole damn thing? If you did call the Doc. If not it is just going to be painfull for a while. Blowing your nose (which I'm sure will hurt like a mofo) might expell the stinger. Just keep checking the snot rag for it.
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That sucks hope you feel better. I'm starting to really hate bees ever since they decided to declare my chimney as a home. We had about 100 bees come down the chimney into the house, swarming around!
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I drank a wasp once. It was in my soda can. Didn't sting me though.
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I don't want to imagine how hurtful that was for you.
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