So I was a half-mile into my run and I snorted a Bee in my nose and it stung me...
 

mother FUCKER... i snorted in a wasp or a bee in my left nostril right when i was pretty much sprinting, i tried snorting it the fuck out hard but it stung me and it hurt like a mother fucker.. i have no idea what it was... but this shit hurts bad.

is there anything i should be doing to help the pain? i can't see if theres a stinger in there or not.

sounds like a new high...

snorting bees? Give it a chance, it might give you a good buzz

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Try flushing with cold water and dont snort it as that would probably kill you.

One time I opened the back door and a wasp landed right on my lip and stung me there...had to go to a gathering that night with friends looking like someone popped me good in the mouth...LOL
Hurt like hell too...try baking soda and water.

How's your nose looking btw?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Rip your nose open to check - its very important, or you will get a brain infection and diiiieeeeee!!!!!!

ouch thats gotta hurt
:(

If it was a bee yes you should remove the stinger, get some tweezers, flash light, and assistance.

I would be laying in a hospital now...no joke

id say it would be wise you goto the emergency room, majorly go if the bug never came out lol fucker gonna rott up inside your sinuses..

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Some people snort cocaine. Some people snort bees.
Potato, potato.

Potatoe, Potato :)

:1orglaugh did u catch a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

That joke's already been done, pretty much.

That sucks! I'm not really sure what would help the pain with it being inside your nose. You might want to give your local pharmacy a call and ask the Pharmacist on duty what he/she would recommend.

Not snorting bees?

Either you have a really big nose or that was a baby bee!

ouch.. :(

i took benedryl or however that is spelled. i guess that is what you should do.

thats some fucked up shit right there

kinda like the time I was just walking around outside and some birdshit landed on my head

sounds like pain....consult a M.D.

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Smarta** :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thank god you aren't allergic!
If that happened to me i'd be pretty fucked.

Try calling a local physician and see what they say about it. You could always do something to get adreneline flowing hardcore, that would help a hell of a lot. Though...i'm not really sure how someone would bring on adrenaline on-demand, short of jumping out of a plane.

Ouch :Oh crap

so i wake up, pick my nose, and i notice the bee stinger is on my finger. that bastard was in there the whole time.

so how does your nose feel now?

pretty fucked up man...

one day I was running and opened my mouth and swallowed a fucking wasp... I ran home drank a bottle of coke and never felt anything :thumbsup

damn man you had a shitload of luck

ouchhh lucky u...

Had to be a bee. If it was a wasp you wouldn't be posting here now. You'd be in way too much pain. I had one sting my thumb and it swelled up to almost twice it's size and felt like it was on fire. Took 4 days for the pain to go completely away.

Jesus, that is awful....hope ya feel better.

Where's the bee now? Did you inhale the whole damn thing? If you did call the Doc. If not it is just going to be painfull for a while. Blowing your nose (which I'm sure will hurt like a mofo) might expell the stinger. Just keep checking the snot rag for it.

That sucks hope you feel better. I'm starting to really hate bees ever since they decided to declare my chimney as a home. We had about 100 bees come down the chimney into the house, swarming around!

I drank a wasp once. It was in my soda can. Didn't sting me though.

I don't want to imagine how hurtful that was for you.