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Shap · 05-09-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboTrucker

I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.

Damn what's up with the harsh words? I don't know why people can't just move on when they see something they don't like. There are small, big, skinny, fat, straight, gay, funny, dry, weird, normal people that post here. If we sat and picked on each and every one we didn't like what good would that do?

If you don't like the way someone looks why not STFU and keep it to yourself. Why come out and try to make them feel bad? Says alot about you and definitely clues people in that you are probably not somebody to do business with. Thanks for the heads up

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Fake cum porn = evil. I would want my money back if I paid to see a porno and it had fake cum in it. Fake tits are bad enough, but fake cum too?

Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboTrucker

I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.

WOW, that's a great idea!! I never thought of that... Btw, can you do me a favor, and

Head · 05-09-2005, 06:37 PM

Liquid soup

abyss_al · 05-09-2005, 06:37 PM

flour and water works well...

devilspost · 05-09-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?

Thats right this is show biz. I think the egg whites idea sounds good. post some pics when you get a good recipe

GatorB · 05-09-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?

So ALL or MOST cumshots over the last 30 years have been fake? Yeah ok proof please. No guy have ever came for real in a porno? Ok please lay of the crank.

Bird · 05-09-2005, 06:44 PM

Heavy Whipping Cream and Extra Virgin Olive oil, Be sure to get the light colored olive oil.

Ecksent · 05-09-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

WOW, that's a great idea!! I never thought of that... Btw, can you do me a favor, and

WOO HOO.... Tell em girl!!

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

So ALL or MOST cumshots over the last 30 years have been fake? Yeah ok proof please. No guy have ever came for real in a porno? Ok please lay of the crank.

LOL - You are absoultely hilarious!! I started this thread because I had a conversation with a few friends of mine (that happen to be pornstars), and we all started this conversation for some odd reason. I thought it was an interesting subject, so I felt like sharing it with GFY. For the record... I have NEVER used or planned on using any fake cum shots!!! ALL of the ones on my website are REAL!!!! Apparently you have taken things a little to personal here. Besides... after reading this thread, you should have already realized that a lot of people use fake cum shots! Otherwise, this thread would have died after one post!!

P.S... I don't need to prove shit to you...

TurboTrucker · 05-09-2005, 07:04 PM

Yeah who would want to do business with somebody who doesn't try to scam their customers with fake products.

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Originally Posted by shap

Damn what's up with the harsh words? I don't know why people can't just move on when they see something they don't like. There are small, big, skinny, fat, straight, gay, funny, dry, weird, normal people that post here. If we sat and picked on each and every one we didn't like what good would that do?

If you don't like the way someone looks why not STFU and keep it to yourself. Why come out and try to make them feel bad? Says alot about you and definitely clues people in that you are probably not somebody to do business with. Thanks for the heads up

Donny · 05-09-2005, 07:15 PM

i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You suck that husband of your dry???

LOL - OMG, I couldn't even if I tried! LOL Stewie is made of 50% plasma and 50% cum. I practically drown when he comes on me!

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

Hehe... so this is your *private magic potion* you want to share with me?

MandyBlake · 05-09-2005, 07:51 PM

i think cetaphil looks the best.

reynold · 05-09-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

im sure you dont have any prob producing the real stuff

well said brandon, well said.

Vanilla DeVille · 05-09-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboTrucker

Yeah who would want to do business with somebody who doesn't try to scam their customers with fake products.

LOL - I think you just proved you are a surfer... no one is faking anything. It's called show biz... The product is still being delivered, but now you just found out that all those movies you jack off too, are probably fake and your feelings got hurt.

Were you this upset when you found out that light Sabres in Star Wars aren't real too??

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-09-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I was chatting with a couple of my girlfriends the other day (also in the biz), and they were telling me what they use for fake cum shoots. One was using Kayo Syrup and whipped cream. The other uses Cetaphil... however, it tastes like shit. Having never made any fake cum before, I have to ask... What do you guys use to make fake cum?? Curious minds want to know!!

we used egg whites and powdered sugar.. it worked like a charm!

Good luck

Major (Tom) · 05-09-2005, 08:47 PM

I truly look down on producers that go that route. Just save up your nut a few days. People who are into the money shots can spot a fake cumshot 10,000 miles away.
plus who wants to see a girl with fake cum on her face! It totally cuts down on the ownage factor.

Duke

MicroChick · 05-09-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

i remember a site called CaseysCumshots.com or KingdomKum back in the day he did fake cumshots and it was almost 100% real looking, Used a fake penis i think because he did videos of cumshots and he would just soak the girls, Go check the website out for some of the trailers, I wish i knew who ran that site id like to know his secrets too

It was a fake penis. The owner of the penis is an alcoholic and would never have been able to get it up. They used margarita mix for the cum. That is why they were able to get all the San Jose College Girls to do the shoots. The girls felt they weren't doing anything bad because of the fake penis and the fake cum.

That site made a fortune, and is still drawing customers although nobody has updated the site for years. Ask AlienQ about it. One of the owners, the one with the fake penis, was so unreliable and such a thief that the site had to shut down.

Tempest · 05-09-2005, 08:54 PM

Fake cum is great for those times the stunt cock fails.

MicroChick · 05-09-2005, 08:58 PM

I'll take fake cum any day. You straight guys should taste your own fluids, and you would appreciate the women in your life who allow you to squirt your foul tasting shit down their throats.

Porko · 05-09-2005, 09:44 PM

GatorB · 05-09-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

I'll take fake cum any day. You straight guys should taste your own fluids, and you would appreciate the women in your life who allow you to squirt your foul tasting shit down their throats.

Oh like pussy doesn't have a taste. At least I don't smell like tuna.

MicroChick · 05-09-2005, 09:56 PM

Pussy does not equal tuna. You must be going down on some real dirty sluts.

mardigras · 05-09-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

if you scrape off the frosting on cinnabuns it works and you have a snack after the shoot lol

Canned frosting with a little water added is much simpler

GatorB · 05-09-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

Pussy does not equal tuna. You must be going down on some real dirty sluts.

Um no. And if you think your juices have no taste then you are full of shit. You must be sucking some nasty dudes cocks if you think all cum tatse nasty. Maybe that's how cum filled with gonorhea tastes. For every chick you can find that hates ot eat cum I can find at least one dude that won't eat pussy.

MicroChick · 05-09-2005, 10:40 PM

Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

aico · 05-09-2005, 10:42 PM

Go to 7-11, get a bunch of those Mayonaise packets, fold one in half and poke a hole in it, hold it in your hand and squeeze...

This trick also works well with Mustard Packs, and you put it under someones windshield wipers....

STD · 05-09-2005, 10:46 PM

Pina Colada mix with icing sugar

MicroChick · 05-09-2005, 10:50 PM

You want to use something that is tasty.

Mayo and gooey things may look good, but the female may get sick with that stuff in her mouth. The Pina Colada mix might be a winner.

Tempest · 05-09-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

I'm buying a years supply...

GatorB · 05-09-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

I believe it would take at least a day before any food eaten metabolizes and gets into the cum. And no YOU hi-jacked the thread when you talking about how ALLL men have nasty cum. If you don't like the taste of cum you aint got to eat it.

05-09-2005, 11:24 PM

Here ya go!

http://www.blowjob-blog.com/blowjob_swallow.php

MicroChick · 05-10-2005, 08:40 AM

GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots. The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men. Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.

Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

GatorB · 05-10-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots.

That would most likely violate some FDA rule and is also disturbing.

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The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men.

WTF do you think men eat pussy for? Show me ONE guy that ever came from eating a pussy.

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Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.

Eating pussy aint such a kick either honey. And by the way I know a few girls( my ex being one ) that loved eating cum.

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Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

Well when I was married a few times after fucking my wife wanted me to eat her pussy. Does that count?

Relish XXX · 05-10-2005, 09:06 AM

Tons of people use fake cum. You even have a few male performers in the US who cant get hard so you drug enduced hard ons. I am not talking viagara I am talking injecting their cocks to get them hard.

Taboo · 05-10-2005, 03:46 PM

great thread. LOL.
bookmarked for future reference.

sweetME · 05-10-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

icing sugar and water?

Sounds like a candy, yuum

05-09-2005, 06:37 PM	#54
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05-09-2005, 08:47 PM	#69
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,358	I truly look down on producers that go that route. Just save up your nut a few days. People who are into the money shots can spot a fake cumshot 10,000 miles away. plus who wants to see a girl with fake cum on her face! It totally cuts down on the ownage factor. Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

05-09-2005, 07:15 PM	#62
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

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MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy. Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help. Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

05-09-2005, 10:42 PM	#79
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Go to 7-11, get a bunch of those Mayonaise packets, fold one in half and poke a hole in it, hold it in your hand and squeeze... This trick also works well with Mustard Packs, and you put it under someones windshield wipers....

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MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	You want to use something that is tasty. Mayo and gooey things may look good, but the female may get sick with that stuff in her mouth. The Pina Colada mix might be a winner.

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05-10-2005, 08:40 AM	#85
MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots. The truth is, women perform this act to please men. Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite. Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her. Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

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05-10-2005, 03:46 PM	#88
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