How do you make fake cum??
 

I was chatting with a couple of my girlfriends the other day (also in the biz), and they were telling me what they use for fake cum shoots. One was using Kayo Syrup and whipped cream. The other uses Cetaphil... however, it tastes like shit. Having never made any fake cum before, I have to ask... What do you guys use to make fake cum?? Curious minds want to know!! :winkwink:

im sure you dont have any prob producing the real stuff

I've heard of using Cetaphil before, but I've never tasted it.

Well, it needs some red paint to simulate the blood

evaporated milk

powder surgar and water

Hehe... actually I never have, but I know on the pro-sets they often use some sort of combination. After talking to my girlfriends, I am just really curious. :winkwink:

why must be fake ?

icing sugar and water?

I know an awesome recipe message me sometime.:)
Used it for some very succesful cumshots sites.

ICQ: 78943384

I asked my friends the same question... but when they have a bunch of shoots back to back... guys can only cum *for real* so many times. So, they have to "cum" up with something. hehe

what you trying to say :1orglaugh

I know theres blood in seman, but I think if you can see it you should visit the doctor :Oh crap

Sweetened Condensed Milk
http://www.eaglebrand.com

it always works well, in fact, it's so sweet the girls can't get enough of it. looks and feels similar to cum. plus plenty of fringe benefits for the models/photographers... knew a girl who sucked cock (covered with this stuff) for nearly an hour and she almost went thru a whole can by herself. the camera almost ran out of jucie and she was still going. :winkwink:

but keep in mind, once your members figure it out... you're probably screwed. don't go crazy with the stuff and not too many closeups. and don't get it in your eyes. might want to mix a bit of water in it too.

when i woke up this morning, this is one conversation I never thought I'd have. LOL. :1orglaugh

but why aren't you working with the real stuff? :)

sounds you have some very nice friends...

btw, I think we deserve a new pic of you since we're helping you out. :winkwink:

flour and water

i want to know how they make it look like it's coming out of a penis too, how does this work? :winkwink:

I might be able to help you out there! :winkwink: I am taking new ones this week... so wouldn't you rather wait for the new set? :winkwink:

Now that's good question!!!! :winkwink:

Trust me, she does. :Graucho

There is a certain lube that you can use too ... I don't remember the name of it ... but i know a bunch of companies that use it for internal cumshot/cum swapping for the stills and boxcover pictures. I think it is the only lube that is white ... so it would be that one.

Ok so i am not that helpful LOL

xoxox,
Megan

Pina Colada mix

hehe... Actually I think I know what you are talking about... I remember someone telling me about a lube that works great for that... But I can't recall the name either! :1orglaugh

I think if you mashed a bunch of fake cum up your urethra you could prolly squeeze and whip it out.. make it look like a bona fide cumshot.. no idea how safe this is but it's worth a try.

Yikes... how about you try it first and let me know how it goes. :winkwink:

I would have to agree with you there.

Are you talking fake cum pix? or the real stuff?
either way, I'll stay awake till then. :thumbsup

for cumswapping? is that lube even safe to ingest, even if it's only a tiny amount? :Oh crap


maybe Vanilla's best solution is to have plenty of stunt cocks waiting in line. :) But that line would probably wrap around the block.

I never mentioned that any of the pics would have any *type* of cum in them. :winkwink:

I know some people that use lotion(white, Baby) and Oil (vegitable). This is not the greatest for taste but i have seen it and it looks good, you could not tell the diference in the photos and video.

The reason for the "baby" lotion is to protect te eyes from stinging.

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interesting thread

oh, ok... we just assumed you wanted us to judge whether or not the cum looked real or fake. maybe you should post a REAL CUM pic and then a FAKE CUM one and try to fool us. (just wishful thinking.) :)

hurry up and post some quick "teaser pix" so someone can photoshop "fake cum" on them. :1orglaugh

I hope you don't mind, I fixed your quote:

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i remember a site called CaseysCumshots.com or KingdomKum back in the day he did fake cumshots and it was almost 100% real looking, Used a fake penis i think because he did videos of cumshots and he would just soak the girls, Go check the website out for some of the trailers, I wish i knew who ran that site id like to know his secrets too :)

I have a recipe that looks 100% REAL and is safe to digest (and tastes pretty good). Made up of 5 different ingredients (none of which have been mentioned so far in this tread). No way would I give it out for free, but if you wanna buy it you can shoot me an email. :thumbsup

Small hand held bulb squeezer carefully palmed, may add a small amount of clear fish tank hose to make it longer. Bulb can easily hold 2-4 tbsp.

Pina colada mix looks somewhat better than condensed milk though it is a little to runny. So take your pina colada mix and add in a small amount of rice starch and slowly bring it to a boil to know what its full consistancy will be. It will get even thicker when it cools though so keep it about half as thick as what you want it to appear as. Cool off and store in the refridgerator. When ready to use place some in a microwave safe container and either place in the microwave until warm or place container on a heating pad until ready.

Rice starch is better to use than corn starch as it gives more of a shine to the liquid and it is basicly tasteless if you brought it to a boil when mixing.

if you scrape off the frosting on cinnabuns it works and you have a snack after the shoot lol

:1orglaugh

Hmmm... now that's pretty damn interesting!! I just looked at the sites and they look pretty fucking real!

awww... come on, I have shared a lot with you guys! :winkwink: :love-boob

Their is a lubricant that works well. It comes in small sachets and you can cut the end of the sachet and hide it behind the guys cock. He then just squeezes it out when needed. We used this when shooting in a club as the tempature was hitting over 100 with the lighting and the guys were having a hard time.

Anyway any chance of you doing a scene for us in the UK as we think you are drop dead sexy!

Coconut milk

Mix this with egg whites to get the proper "consistency"... Frankly I'm surprised no one's said this yet.. or maybe I missed it...

Seconded. Pina Colada is the way to go! :thumbsup

Rub a fake dick until it has a fake orgasm.

You suck that husband of your dry??? :1orglaugh

Hmmm on that note... what about plain yogurt + water?

I mean if you were going to stuff it up the coochie like that, might as well have it provide some beneficial flora while it's there. :1orglaugh

Try Nivea hand cream.

Yup... as you mentioned, cetaphil is used by a LOT of people..
(off hand, I know Suze Randall uses it)..

Fake cum porn = evil. I would want my money back if I paid to see a porno and it had fake cum in it. Fake tits are bad enough, but fake cum too?

I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.