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  • Shap
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 8313
    #51
    Originally posted by TurboTrucker
    I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.

    Damn what's up with the harsh words? I don't know why people can't just move on when they see something they don't like. There are small, big, skinny, fat, straight, gay, funny, dry, weird, normal people that post here. If we sat and picked on each and every one we didn't like what good would that do?

    If you don't like the way someone looks why not STFU and keep it to yourself. Why come out and try to make them feel bad? Says alot about you and definitely clues people in that you are probably not somebody to do business with. Thanks for the heads up

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      • Vanilla DeVille
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 8097
        #52
        Originally posted by GatorB
        Fake cum porn = evil. I would want my money back if I paid to see a porno and it had fake cum in it. Fake tits are bad enough, but fake cum too?
        Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?
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          • Vanilla DeVille
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            • Dec 2003
            • 8097
            #53
            Originally posted by TurboTrucker
            I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.
            WOW, that's a great idea!! I never thought of that... Btw, can you do me a favor, and
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              • Head
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8278
                #54
                Liquid soup

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                  • abyss_al
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 15605
                    #55
                    flour and water works well...
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                      • devilspost
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 3980
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                        Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?
                        Thats right this is show biz. I think the egg whites idea sounds good. post some pics when you get a good recipe

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                          • GatorB
                            The Demon & 12clicks
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 18208
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                            Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real?
                            So ALL or MOST cumshots over the last 30 years have been fake? Yeah ok proof please. No guy have ever came for real in a porno? Ok please lay of the crank.

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                              • Bird
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                                • Jan 2005
                                • 4365
                                #58
                                Try this!

                                Heavy Whipping Cream and Extra Virgin Olive oil, Be sure to get the light colored olive oil.
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                                  • Ecksent
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                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 1415
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                    WOW, that's a great idea!! I never thought of that... Btw, can you do me a favor, and

                                    WOO HOO.... Tell em girl!!
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                                      • Vanilla DeVille
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 8097
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by GatorB
                                        So ALL or MOST cumshots over the last 30 years have been fake? Yeah ok proof please. No guy have ever came for real in a porno? Ok please lay of the crank.
                                        LOL - You are absoultely hilarious!! I started this thread because I had a conversation with a few friends of mine (that happen to be pornstars), and we all started this conversation for some odd reason. I thought it was an interesting subject, so I felt like sharing it with GFY. For the record... I have NEVER used or planned on using any fake cum shots!!! ALL of the ones on my website are REAL!!!! Apparently you have taken things a little to personal here. Besides... after reading this thread, you should have already realized that a lot of people use fake cum shots! Otherwise, this thread would have died after one post!!

                                        P.S... I don't need to prove shit to you...
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                                          • TurboTrucker
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 2363
                                            #61
                                            Yeah who would want to do business with somebody who doesn't try to scam their customers with fake products.

                                            Originally posted by shap
                                            Damn what's up with the harsh words? I don't know why people can't just move on when they see something they don't like. There are small, big, skinny, fat, straight, gay, funny, dry, weird, normal people that post here. If we sat and picked on each and every one we didn't like what good would that do?

                                            If you don't like the way someone looks why not STFU and keep it to yourself. Why come out and try to make them feel bad? Says alot about you and definitely clues people in that you are probably not somebody to do business with. Thanks for the heads up

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                                              • Donny
                                                As you wish...
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 13754
                                                #62
                                                i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

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                                                  • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 8097
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                    You suck that husband of your dry???

                                                    LOL - OMG, I couldn't even if I tried! LOL Stewie is made of 50% plasma and 50% cum. I practically drown when he comes on me!
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                                                      • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 8097
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                        i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

                                                        Hehe... so this is your *private magic potion* you want to share with me?
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                                                          • MandyBlake
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                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 17761
                                                            #65
                                                            i think cetaphil looks the best.
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                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                im sure you dont have any prob producing the real stuff

                                                                well said brandon, well said.

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                                                                  • Vanilla DeVille
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 8097
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                                                    Yeah who would want to do business with somebody who doesn't try to scam their customers with fake products.
                                                                    LOL - I think you just proved you are a surfer... no one is faking anything. It's called show biz... The product is still being delivered, but now you just found out that all those movies you jack off too, are probably fake and your feelings got hurt.

                                                                    Were you this upset when you found out that light Sabres in Star Wars aren't real too??
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                                                                      • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 7566
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                                        I was chatting with a couple of my girlfriends the other day (also in the biz), and they were telling me what they use for fake cum shoots. One was using Kayo Syrup and whipped cream. The other uses Cetaphil... however, it tastes like shit. Having never made any fake cum before, I have to ask... What do you guys use to make fake cum?? Curious minds want to know!!
                                                                        we used egg whites and powdered sugar.. it worked like a charm!

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                                                                          • Major (Tom)
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 32492
                                                                            #69
                                                                            I truly look down on producers that go that route. Just save up your nut a few days. People who are into the money shots can spot a fake cumshot 10,000 miles away.
                                                                            plus who wants to see a girl with fake cum on her face! It totally cuts down on the ownage factor.

                                                                            Duke

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                                                                              • MicroChick
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 1277
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by MrC
                                                                                i remember a site called CaseysCumshots.com or KingdomKum back in the day he did fake cumshots and it was almost 100% real looking, Used a fake penis i think because he did videos of cumshots and he would just soak the girls, Go check the website out for some of the trailers, I wish i knew who ran that site id like to know his secrets too
                                                                                It was a fake penis. The owner of the penis is an alcoholic and would never have been able to get it up. They used margarita mix for the cum. That is why they were able to get all the San Jose College Girls to do the shoots. The girls felt they weren't doing anything bad because of the fake penis and the fake cum.

                                                                                That site made a fortune, and is still drawing customers although nobody has updated the site for years. Ask AlienQ about it. One of the owners, the one with the fake penis, was so unreliable and such a thief that the site had to shut down.

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                                                                                  • Tempest
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 10217
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Fake cum is great for those times the stunt cock fails.

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                                                                                      • MicroChick
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 1277
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        I'll take fake cum any day. You straight guys should taste your own fluids, and you would appreciate the women in your life who allow you to squirt your foul tasting shit down their throats.

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                                                                                          • Porko
                                                                                            SeeMyBucks.com
                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                            • 4014
                                                                                            #73

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                                                                                              • GatorB
                                                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                • 18208
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                                                                I'll take fake cum any day. You straight guys should taste your own fluids, and you would appreciate the women in your life who allow you to squirt your foul tasting shit down their throats.
                                                                                                Oh like pussy doesn't have a taste. At least I don't smell like tuna.

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                                                                                                  • MicroChick
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                    • 1277
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Pussy does not equal tuna. You must be going down on some real dirty sluts.

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                                                                                                      • mardigras
                                                                                                        Bon temps!
                                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                                        • 14194
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                        if you scrape off the frosting on cinnabuns it works and you have a snack after the shoot lol
                                                                                                        Canned frosting with a little water added is much simpler
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                                                                                                          • GatorB
                                                                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                            • 18208
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                                                                            Pussy does not equal tuna. You must be going down on some real dirty sluts.
                                                                                                            Um no. And if you think your juices have no taste then you are full of shit. You must be sucking some nasty dudes cocks if you think all cum tatse nasty. Maybe that's how cum filled with gonorhea tastes. For every chick you can find that hates ot eat cum I can find at least one dude that won't eat pussy.

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                                                                                                              • MicroChick
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                                                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                • 1277
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

                                                                                                                Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

                                                                                                                Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

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                                                                                                                  • aico
                                                                                                                    Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                    • 14748
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Go to 7-11, get a bunch of those Mayonaise packets, fold one in half and poke a hole in it, hold it in your hand and squeeze...

                                                                                                                    This trick also works well with Mustard Packs, and you put it under someones windshield wipers....

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                                                                                                                      • STD
                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                                                                        • 524
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Pina Colada mix with icing sugar

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                                                                                                                          • MicroChick
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                            • 1277
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            You want to use something that is tasty.

                                                                                                                            Mayo and gooey things may look good, but the female may get sick with that stuff in her mouth. The Pina Colada mix might be a winner.

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                                                                                                                              • Tempest
                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                                                • 10217
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                                                                                                Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.
                                                                                                                                http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

                                                                                                                                I'm buying a years supply...

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                                                                                                                                  • GatorB
                                                                                                                                    The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 18208
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                                                                                                    Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

                                                                                                                                    Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

                                                                                                                                    Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.
                                                                                                                                    I believe it would take at least a day before any food eaten metabolizes and gets into the cum. And no YOU hi-jacked the thread when you talking about how ALLL men have nasty cum. If you don't like the taste of cum you aint got to eat it.

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                                                                                                                                      • shermo
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Here ya go!

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                                                                                                                                          • MicroChick
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 1277
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots. The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men. Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.

                                                                                                                                            Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

                                                                                                                                            Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

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                                                                                                                                              • GatorB
                                                                                                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                • 18208
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by MicroChick
                                                                                                                                                GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots.
                                                                                                                                                That would most likely violate some FDA rule and is also disturbing.

                                                                                                                                                The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men.
                                                                                                                                                WTF do you think men eat pussy for? Show me ONE guy that ever came from eating a pussy.

                                                                                                                                                Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.
                                                                                                                                                Eating pussy aint such a kick either honey. And by the way I know a few girls( my ex being one ) that loved eating cum.

                                                                                                                                                Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

                                                                                                                                                Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.
                                                                                                                                                Well when I was married a few times after fucking my wife wanted me to eat her pussy. Does that count?

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                                                                                                                                                  • Relish XXX
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 4904
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Tons of people use fake cum. You even have a few male performers in the US who cant get hard so you drug enduced hard ons. I am not talking viagara I am talking injecting their cocks to get them hard.

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                                                                                                                                                      • Taboo
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                                                                                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 3700
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        great thread. LOL.
                                                                                                                                                        bookmarked for future reference.

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                                                                                                                                                          • sweetME
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                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                            • 3162
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                            icing sugar and water?
                                                                                                                                                            Sounds like a candy, yuum


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