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BRISK · 05-09-2005, 01:29 AM

Some UK election results:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/vote2005/html/243.stm

Monster Raving Loony Party +1.3%

http://s.warde.users.btopenworld.com/manicfesto.html

We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer.

s9ann0 · 05-09-2005, 02:08 AM

>> We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

I like this idea!

Sarah_Jayne · 05-09-2005, 03:36 AM

I love the monster raving loony party and what is more interesting is that some of the policies they have had on their tickets over the years have eventually made it into real gov't. They just had to wait long enough for them not to be thought of as loony ideas. Not that one though..lol

Tipsy · 05-09-2005, 03:46 AM

In memory of Lord Sutch, we feel that it is about time that his key question was answered, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

Traffic wardens will also be re-named Dick Turpin because, let?s face it, it?s daylight robbery.

Due to the government?s stolen policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

...all great ideas. Damn I wasted my vote. Should have read their manifesto first.

Relish XXX · 05-09-2005, 04:19 AM

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Sarah_Jayne · 05-09-2005, 04:32 AM

you know, i love the UK

Tim · 05-09-2005, 07:45 AM

Good old Lord Sutch.

Sadly missed.

05-09-2005, 01:29 AM	#1
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	LOL - Monster Raving Loony Party Some UK election results: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/vote2005/html/243.stm Monster Raving Loony Party +1.3% http://s.warde.users.btopenworld.com/manicfesto.html We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

05-09-2005, 03:46 AM	#4
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	In memory of Lord Sutch, we feel that it is about time that his key question was answered, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?" Traffic wardens will also be re-named Dick Turpin because, let?s face it, it?s daylight robbery. Due to the government?s stolen policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head. 4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer. ...all great ideas. Damn I wasted my vote. Should have read their manifesto first. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

05-09-2005, 04:19 AM	#5
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05-09-2005, 07:45 AM	#7
Tim AffiliateManager for Hire Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: UK Posts: 19,210	Good old Lord Sutch. Sadly missed. __________________ 🍑🍆 Sex Vitamins 🍑 𓂸 This sig for sale!

05-09-2005, 02:08 AM	#2
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	>> We will issue a 99p coin to save on change. I like this idea!

05-09-2005, 03:36 AM	#3
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I love the monster raving loony party and what is more interesting is that some of the policies they have had on their tickets over the years have eventually made it into real gov't. They just had to wait long enough for them not to be thought of as loony ideas. Not that one though..lol

05-09-2005, 04:32 AM	#6
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	you know, i love the UK