LOL - Monster Raving Loony Party
 

Some UK election results:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/vote2005/html/243.stm

Monster Raving Loony Party +1.3%

http://s.warde.users.btopenworld.com/manicfesto.html

We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer.

:1orglaugh

>> We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

I like this idea!

I love the monster raving loony party and what is more interesting is that some of the policies they have had on their tickets over the years have eventually made it into real gov't. They just had to wait long enough for them not to be thought of as loony ideas. Not that one though..lol

In memory of Lord Sutch, we feel that it is about time that his key question was answered, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

Traffic wardens will also be re-named Dick Turpin because, let?s face it, it?s daylight robbery.

Due to the government?s stolen policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.


...all great ideas. Damn I wasted my vote. Should have read their manifesto first.

http://www.omrlp.com/ - Their website is great!

you know, i love the UK

Good old Lord Sutch. :thumbsup Sadly missed.