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In memory of Lord Sutch, we feel that it is about time that his key question was answered, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
Traffic wardens will also be re-named Dick Turpin because, let?s face it, it?s daylight robbery.
Due to the government?s stolen policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head.
4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.
...all great ideas. Damn I wasted my vote. Should have read their manifesto first.
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