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eamedia · 05-05-2005, 08:39 PM

what are some funny things you have told people when they ask what you do for work?

Spunky · 05-05-2005, 08:46 PM

Run a mainstreme site

Sosa · 05-05-2005, 10:36 PM

websites, usually they don't ask much more.

bringer · 05-05-2005, 10:37 PM

collect cans

pstation · 05-05-2005, 10:39 PM

sell drugs

Amputate Your Head · 05-05-2005, 10:40 PM

I just tell 'em I'm a rock star on secret hiatus. With the tattoos, spike haircut, and generally fucked up attitude, no one ever questions it.

smack · 05-06-2005, 01:16 AM

herd goats.

the source · 05-06-2005, 01:20 AM

website/computer work

S P A N N O W · 05-06-2005, 01:26 AM

I tell them to mind their own business!

Maureenoz · 05-06-2005, 02:39 AM

Most people know what we do, but if it's someone we think might be a tightass we say we do Internet programming. That's usually over their heads and they nod politely.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-06-2005, 02:48 AM

Internet Marketing & Web Design

or if i know they dont care

Porn

theFeTiShLaDy · 05-06-2005, 02:59 AM

i tell them that i do Online Internet Marketing.

AdultMovies.bz · 05-06-2005, 03:55 AM

I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day

Mental Ernie · 05-06-2005, 04:08 AM

I'm still in college so mostly they don't ask me, but if they do I tell them I'm in the dotcom business. If they know more I tell em I handle soft-erotic picture material

loverboy · 05-06-2005, 09:45 AM

doing Hosting and Mainstream site design

eamedia · 05-06-2005, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultMovies.bz

I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day

now thats what im lookin for!
that will go over well with my grandmother.

HarrytheNazi · 05-06-2005, 12:05 PM

stripper.

Bird · 05-06-2005, 12:15 PM

The office is behind Blockbuster and we work with video.

People say, "I didn't know they had an adult section at blockbuster"

fireorange · 05-06-2005, 12:27 PM

wjxxx · 05-06-2005, 02:44 PM

selling cocaine, best shit in local market

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-06-2005, 02:45 PM

Humanities and communications.

SykkBoy · 05-06-2005, 03:02 PM

mafia hitman

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