so what do you do?
 

what are some funny things you have told people when they ask what you do for work?

Run a mainstreme site

websites, usually they don't ask much more.

collect cans

sell drugs

I just tell 'em I'm a rock star on secret hiatus. With the tattoos, spike haircut, and generally fucked up attitude, no one ever questions it.

herd goats.

website/computer work

I tell them to mind their own business! :thumbsup

Most people know what we do, but if it's someone we think might be a tightass we say we do Internet programming. That's usually over their heads and they nod politely.

Internet Marketing & Web Design

or if i know they dont care

Porn

i tell them that i do Online Internet Marketing.

I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day :)

I'm still in college so mostly they don't ask me, but if they do I tell them I'm in the dotcom business. If they know more I tell em I handle soft-erotic picture material

doing Hosting and Mainstream site design

now thats what im lookin for!
that will go over well with my grandmother.

stripper.

I work in The back section of blockbuster video
 

The office is behind Blockbuster and we work with video.

People say, "I didn't know they had an adult section at blockbuster"

:upsidedow :) :upsidedow :)

selling cocaine, best shit in local market

Humanities and communications.

mafia hitman