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05-05-2005, 08:39 PM
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so what do you do?
what are some funny things you have told people when they ask what you do for work?
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05-05-2005, 08:46 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Run a mainstreme site
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05-05-2005, 10:36 PM
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In Tushy Land
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websites, usually they don't ask much more.
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05-05-2005, 10:37 PM
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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collect cans
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05-05-2005, 10:39 PM
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Location: chicago
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sell drugs
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05-05-2005, 10:40 PM
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There can be only one
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I just tell 'em I'm a rock star on secret hiatus. With the tattoos, spike haircut, and generally fucked up attitude, no one ever questions it.
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05-06-2005, 01:16 AM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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herd goats.
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05-06-2005, 01:20 AM
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website/computer work
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05-06-2005, 01:26 AM
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Everywhere You Wanna Be!
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I tell them to mind their own business!
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05-06-2005, 02:39 AM
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I'm older than you are.
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Most people know what we do, but if it's someone we think might be a tightass we say we do Internet programming. That's usually over their heads and they nod politely.
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05-06-2005, 02:48 AM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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Internet Marketing & Web Design
or if i know they dont care Porn |
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05-06-2005, 02:59 AM
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i tell them that i do Online Internet Marketing.
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05-06-2005, 03:55 AM
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I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day
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05-06-2005, 04:08 AM
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Location: Belgium
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I'm still in college so mostly they don't ask me, but if they do I tell them I'm in the dotcom business. If they know more I tell em I handle soft-erotic picture material
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05-06-2005, 09:45 AM
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When it rains, it pours
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doing Hosting and Mainstream site design
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05-06-2005, 10:33 AM
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Quote:
that will go over well with my grandmother.
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05-06-2005, 12:05 PM
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stripper.
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05-06-2005, 12:15 PM
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Location: Stockton
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I work in The back section of blockbuster video
The office is behind Blockbuster and we work with video.
People say, "I didn't know they had an adult section at blockbuster"
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05-06-2005, 12:27 PM
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05-06-2005, 02:44 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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selling cocaine, best shit in local market
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05-06-2005, 02:45 PM
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best designer on GFY
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Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
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Humanities and communications.
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05-06-2005, 03:02 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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mafia hitman
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