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how/when do you tell a girl you just want to bang her, and don't want a relashionship
lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!
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Fuck getting her to agree beforehand, break it to her after you've been hitting it for a month or two
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is this the same girl in ur other post. fuck dat
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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bootycall
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Yo
You dont tell her shit just fuck her and if she brings it up then stick your cock in her mouth |
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#6 |
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NEVER say shit
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you don't tell her shit, you lead her down the path to thinking she's special, you fuck her, but never call her
SHE BE PLAYED!
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When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.
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holla
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i just slip some G into her drink
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i'm guessing with a question like that you meet and probably 'date' all of your girls over the net. Compliment her a lot, get your nut off, and sign in with a different username next time. she won't even know its you. hehe...
sorry. in a foul mood today. cavecreek fucked up a lot of our shit and i've been fixing it for hours...
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#13 |
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yah hit it first... then hand her a 20 and say thanks
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.
1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.) 2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want) 3. Bang Her 4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part. 5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up. 6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here" Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either a) have some big time feelings for you or b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang. I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out. |
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and a good thing would be when she will hand you 10 as change then you know you got the right girl for tha!
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Try saying 'wanna fuck?' I knew a guy in college who always used that line whenever he met a girl. 99 times out of 100 he'd either get smacked upside the head or hot steaming coffee on his croch. But the 100th time, ..... |
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In the "i'm 25 and have never had a girlfriend" thread you make the comment "I have to get a girlfriend". Did you embarrass yourself and are now trying to make yourself look somehow less desperate?
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#22 |
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Say you just want BANG BANG BANG!
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uhg, i cant take it anymore
man.. just read this link and you will be set for life.. http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
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#24 |
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Okay, this subject is exactly why I got married. If I ever get divorced I will never again have sex with a man before marriage. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life with my fingers as my only company that to risk giving satisfaction to even one slimeball who feigns true interest in me for the sole purpose of getting sex.
That being said, I did have sex with one guy that I was not interested in dating when I was younger. It was ONLY because he was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and I knew from the beginning he was a player. It was my choice, and it was fun because I knew the situation in advance. However I would have been REALLY mad if he'd lied to me. |
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bang her for a while and then kick her...Let her cry
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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You people! You're making this all so complicated!
Go out with a group of friends, preferably including several attractive members of the gender in which you are interested. (Sorry. Gotta be PC here). Consume enough booze to lighten the mood, but not so much that people are falling down, wearing furniture, or propositioning the security guards. Find a person you find attractive. Pose the following question: "Wanna fuck?" The response to the above will tell you pretty much all you need to know. No games, no bullshit. Probably no sex, but if you get lucky one time outta ten...woot woot!
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#29 |
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It really does amaze me how many people "in the biz of selling sex" - yes that is what we all are doing - seem unable to get any R/T of their own.
One has to wonder if the stats/income some claim to have here are worth the sticky napkins they are written upon... ![]()
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The result was a couple months of easy pussy, me seeing other girls and me dumping her when I got tired with her. You could also just pretend you're in a relationship and still see other girls, but why take the hassle when you can tell her honestly and still fuck her? Awesome technique |
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tell her you want to do the Kobe
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A is for apple
B is for bear Fuck it, I give up.
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christ guys.. girls dont mind some honesty.... I love a man that would approach me and ask for some pussy. fuck the bullshit and lies....
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07-24-2003???
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Why not just tell her that's what you want.
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What's creepy is did this exact thing almost a T recently and inadvertantly, without having read this thread. And things started to disintegrate right at the 6 month mark.
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When you hand over the $50.00 dollars she asked you for before she got in the car...
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Give her money.
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Hahahahaha... You've actually made me laugh out loud!
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HOLY SHIT!!! You're like Dr. Phil but for men. You should blog this. I love you. My hero.
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don't do anything that you don't want for yourself, your family.
using people for your own ego is not good. remember big brother is watching you, and he owns your noble ass. |
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just explain to her that you're not looking for anything serious. is it really so hard? don't be a pussy/dick and just use her. most girls are down for the no strings bang anyways.
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tell her your gay
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sex is good
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![]() AsylumN Forget everything else posted in this thread and follow the above. Sounds to me like it will work great ;) |
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