07-24-2003, 12:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
Posts: 26,118
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Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.
1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)
2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)
3. Bang Her
4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.
5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.
6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"
Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either
a) have some big time feelings for you
or
b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.
I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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wtf, NO NO NO!...
1.) Show her your 98 Lamborghini Diablo VT Roadster
2.) Panties disintegrate
3.) Cock slips right in
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