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Old 07-23-2003, 11:36 PM   #1
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how/when do you tell a girl you just want to bang her, and don't want a relashionship

lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM   #2
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Fuck getting her to agree beforehand, break it to her after you've been hitting it for a month or two
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM   #3
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is this the same girl in ur other post. fuck dat
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM   #4
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM   #5
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You dont tell her shit just fuck her and if she brings it up then stick your cock in her mouth
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:39 PM   #6
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:39 PM   #7
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you don't tell her shit, you lead her down the path to thinking she's special, you fuck her, but never call her

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When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.

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Old 07-23-2003, 11:40 PM   #9
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is this the same girl in ur other post. fuck dat
yes, this is related to my other post. the waitress i wanna ask out, well, i just want to bang her really bad, but not be her boyfriend
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:40 PM   #10
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i just slip some G into her drink

but the other suggestions are good too
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:40 PM   #11
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When come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.

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Old 07-23-2003, 11:44 PM   #12
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i'm guessing with a question like that you meet and probably 'date' all of your girls over the net. Compliment her a lot, get your nut off, and sign in with a different username next time. she won't even know its you. hehe...

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Old 07-23-2003, 11:45 PM   #13
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yah hit it first... then hand her a 20 and say thanks
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:59 PM   #14
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:03 AM   #16
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you are a special person.

I sure am, Who else can train a 35 year old man to pickup chicks?

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Old 07-24-2003, 12:34 AM   #17
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yah hit it first... then hand her a 20 and say thanks

and a good thing would be when she will hand you 10 as change then you know you got the right girl for tha!
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:39 AM   #18
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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Old 07-24-2003, 02:49 AM   #19
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When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.
hahha..lol....player stuff
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Old 07-24-2003, 02:56 AM   #20
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lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!
Aren't you the same guy who was looking for a girlfriend a few threads back? And now you're all ready to start cheating on her?

Try saying 'wanna fuck?' I knew a guy in college who always used that line whenever he met a girl. 99 times out of 100 he'd either get smacked upside the head or hot steaming coffee on his croch. But the 100th time, .....
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Old 07-24-2003, 02:59 AM   #21
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In the "i'm 25 and have never had a girlfriend" thread you make the comment "I have to get a girlfriend". Did you embarrass yourself and are now trying to make yourself look somehow less desperate?
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:01 AM   #22
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Say you just want BANG BANG BANG!
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uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
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Okay, this subject is exactly why I got married. If I ever get divorced I will never again have sex with a man before marriage. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life with my fingers as my only company that to risk giving satisfaction to even one slimeball who feigns true interest in me for the sole purpose of getting sex.

That being said, I did have sex with one guy that I was not interested in dating when I was younger. It was ONLY because he was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and I knew from the beginning he was a player. It was my choice, and it was fun because I knew the situation in advance. However I would have been REALLY mad if he'd lied to me.
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bang her for a while and then kick her...Let her cry
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uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
Great stuff! Interesting reading material.
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:14 AM   #27
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uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
hmm, i'm reading it now.
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You people! You're making this all so complicated!

Go out with a group of friends, preferably including several attractive members of the gender in which you are interested. (Sorry. Gotta be PC here).

Consume enough booze to lighten the mood, but not so much that people are falling down, wearing furniture, or propositioning the security guards.

Find a person you find attractive. Pose the following question: "Wanna fuck?"

The response to the above will tell you pretty much all you need to know. No games, no bullshit. Probably no sex, but if you get lucky one time outta ten...woot woot!
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It really does amaze me how many people "in the biz of selling sex" - yes that is what we all are doing - seem unable to get any R/T of their own.
One has to wonder if the stats/income some claim to have here are worth the sticky napkins they are written upon...

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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
I've done this exact thing with a few alterations. This girl really wanted me but I told her I wasn't ready for a serious relationship or any relationship at all, but I do know that we're attracted to eachother.. So I told her what's wrong with just having fun for now and see where that takes us?

The result was a couple months of easy pussy, me seeing other girls and me dumping her when I got tired with her. You could also just pretend you're in a relationship and still see other girls, but why take the hassle when you can tell her honestly and still fuck her?

Awesome technique
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Just show her this, she'll understand...

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christ guys.. girls dont mind some honesty.... I love a man that would approach me and ask for some pussy. fuck the bullshit and lies....

when i was single, i would blatantly ask a man i was attracted to if he wanted to fuck.
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uhg, i cant take it anymore

man.. just read this link and you will be set for life..

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
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Why not just tell her that's what you want.
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What's creepy is did this exact thing almost a T recently and inadvertantly, without having read this thread. And things started to disintegrate right at the 6 month mark.

Quote:
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:57 AM   #41
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When you come back from the morning shower you ask her "what are you still doing here?". Then I think she will get the point.

Hahahahaha... You've actually made me laugh out loud!
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:59 AM   #42
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I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang.
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:00 AM   #43
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You dont tell her shit just fuck her and if she brings it up then stick your cock in her mouth

Good advise Juicy!!

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Old 05-05-2005, 11:03 AM   #44
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lets say you want to ask a girl out, but you just want to bang her, not make her your girlfriend. when, and how do you break this to her? how should you do it so she agrees with it? players, your help is needed!!!
You certainly brake the good news to her only after you fuck her, and in some cases the girl wants nothing but sex from you as well so its up to u read those signs. Good luck !
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:07 AM   #45
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HOLY SHIT!!! You're like Dr. Phil but for men. You should blog this. I love you. My hero.

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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:26 AM   #46
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don't do anything that you don't want for yourself, your family.
using people for your own ego is not good. remember big brother is watching you, and he owns your noble ass.
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:37 AM   #47
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just explain to her that you're not looking for anything serious. is it really so hard? don't be a pussy/dick and just use her. most girls are down for the no strings bang anyways.
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:38 AM   #48
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using people for your own ego is not good. remember big brother is watching you, and he owns your noble ass.
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:41 AM   #49
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Old 05-05-2005, 12:05 PM   #50
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ahahaha, not a worthy reply yet. I have a proven method for this shit, everyone wonders how so I will share.

1. You gotta find a chick and make sure she realllllly likes you, even do tons of little things and all that crap chicks love (before sleeping with her, If you do all this stuff after, you just got yourself a girlfriend.)

2. By this time this girl thinks you are a great guy blah blah blah and wants to bang you, HOLD OFF! yeah i know it sounds crazy, but hold off for like a week, she will go nuts and begins to think you are very different from other guys (this is the angle you want)

3. Bang Her

4. This is when she is unsure of the current situation, she doesnt know if you are her new boyfriend or good friend, this step is crucial to defining what will happen, one wrong move and you just landed a girlfriend or a full time stalker. You want to play the good friend part.


5. Tell her you dont really want a relationship right now and you just want to take it easy/casual right now, you can throw in some stories about being "hurt" in past relationships or whatever bullshit you want, its all good and chicks eat it up.

6. Tell her you like what "you guys have" and would like to keep it like that because too many things are "complicated" tell her she is "special, insert crap here"


Follow these steps, you will get atleast 3 to 6 months worth of banging some chick without commitment, just watch out, you can still go out with other girls etc, just do not allow this "booty" call to find out or else it will blow up in your face.. You will get phonecalls like "Why am I not special?" or "I thought you didnt want a relationship with anyone" blah blah blah..... I use the 3 to 6 month time frame because after that you gotta end it, the chick will either

a) have some big time feelings for you

or

b) Feel like she's meaningless to you because all you do is bang.


I hope this is helpful, I am going to email this link out.
Good stuff Pipecrew

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Forget everything else posted in this thread and follow the above.
Sounds to me like it will work great ;)
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