There is a squirrel playing on the fence right outside my window..... - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 06:54 PM

...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

Head · 05-03-2005, 06:55 PM

Proceed.

sickkittens · 05-03-2005, 06:56 PM

If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.

I'll tell her I killed it out of pity or self defense then I will send her a key-chain made from it's tail.

She will love me for it.

seeric · 05-03-2005, 07:01 PM

shoot it and we'll grill him yummy

actually now that i think about it, if you hit him with that round, won;'t be much left to eat.

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 07:02 PM

Decisions, decisions, decisions....

Love Brokers · 05-03-2005, 07:05 PM

I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies.

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers

I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies.

Oddly enough...This gun holds 6 rounds.

Clearly this is a sign from above.

Sly · 05-03-2005, 07:11 PM

Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.

sickkittens · 05-03-2005, 07:13 PM

Don't do it. It has a life.

Shoehorn! · 05-03-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.

Raven · 05-03-2005, 07:18 PM

Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.

tranza · 05-03-2005, 07:22 PM

Idiot...

BV · 05-03-2005, 07:44 PM

that's a Ruger GP-100, i got one just like it

Napolean · 05-03-2005, 07:54 PM

dont kill rocky

reynold · 05-03-2005, 08:28 PM

just make sure you're gonna hit your target.

good luck!

Pete-KT · 05-03-2005, 08:40 PM

Do It Do I T

Wiggles · 05-03-2005, 09:05 PM

i think we need a video of this in progress!

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.

Hey....The odds were in my favor.

TexasDreams · 05-03-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Napolean

dont kill rocky

Bullwinkle is gonna take a BIG moose dump on AaronM's doorstep!!!

Pete-KT · 05-03-2005, 09:24 PM

nice one td

TexasDreams · 05-03-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

nice one td

What can I say, I'm a huge Bullwinkle fan!!!

I'm going to start calling AaronM BORIS!

Must NOT kill moose and squirrel...

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Bullwinkle is gonna take a BIG moose dump on AaronM's doorstep!!!

I got something for his ass too.

7mm Remington Magnum.

Downtime · 05-03-2005, 09:37 PM

kill it then cook it on your grill with a little marinera sauce!

Platinumpimp · 05-03-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Decisions, decisions, decisions....

Nice...

wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...

TexasDreams · 05-03-2005, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I got something for his ass too.

7mm Remington Magnum.

SIGH!!!!

sickkittens · 05-03-2005, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

SIGH!!!!

Don't worry. I already contacted PETA.

crowkid · 05-03-2005, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

No luv for the FMJ?

Donny · 05-03-2005, 10:00 PM

Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?

Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.

Donny · 05-03-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.

Hmmm.... not yet, but maybe I could be one.

Skillz Unlimited · 05-03-2005, 10:38 PM

Nice piece dude. I hope you shot him. Gotta use atleast one bullet out of that box!

mardigras · 05-03-2005, 11:21 PM

Yeah definitely take video... that way after the ricochet action you can sell the clip to Vonage for one of their Woo Hoo commercials (or your survivors can)

Manowar · 05-03-2005, 11:50 PM

nice magnum dude

xclusive · 05-03-2005, 11:54 PM

very nice gun and hat

emthree · 06-27-2005, 02:13 PM

I say shoot it only if it's fucking with your property.
Them fuckers make houses in roofs and sheltered gutters around my way.

StuartD · 06-27-2005, 02:14 PM

Hehe... how lucky the squirrels around here are.... since the only I have to shoot at them is my camera.

Keev · 06-27-2005, 02:18 PM

I needed that this morning, fucking crows wouldnt shut the fuck up!!!

FuqALot · 06-27-2005, 02:20 PM

Aaron wouldn't hurt a quirrel if it was his only food. He's too nice.

Bugbee · 06-27-2005, 03:38 PM

LMAO AAron I did not even have to open this thread to know what it would say!!1

Thanks for confirming it LOL!!

seeric · 06-27-2005, 03:40 PM

BOOM!!!!

lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nylz · 06-27-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

Nice...

wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...

why?

5678

karlm · 06-27-2005, 03:46 PM

Dont kill the poor dude

FilthyRob · 06-27-2005, 03:48 PM

Poor clueless squirrel.

clickhappy · 06-27-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

How many points do you get for a squirrel?

Vitasoy · 06-27-2005, 04:11 PM

No....Don't kill furry animals!

StuartD · 06-27-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

No....Don't kill furry animals!

how about non-furry animals?

GiantGnome · 06-27-2005, 04:22 PM

Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.

sweetME · 06-27-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

BOOM!!!!

lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop thinking about eating the poor thing. You're not a child anymore

abyss_al · 06-27-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.

a fed wild animal is a dead wild animal.... leave them alone, unless ur gonna kill them

once you give them shit and attention they rely on it..

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Decisions, decisions, decisions....

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Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Nice piece dude. I hope you shot him. Gotta use atleast one bullet out of that box!

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06-27-2005, 04:22 PM	#48
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you. I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away. One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him. I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader