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AaronM 05-03-2005 06:54 PM

There is a squirrel playing on the fence right outside my window.....
 
...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

Head 05-03-2005 06:55 PM

Proceed.

sickkittens 05-03-2005 06:56 PM

If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.

AaronM 05-03-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.


I'll tell her I killed it out of pity or self defense then I will send her a key-chain made from it's tail.

She will love me for it.

seeric 05-03-2005 07:01 PM

shoot it and we'll grill him yummy



actually now that i think about it, if you hit him with that round, won;'t be much left to eat. :(

AaronM 05-03-2005 07:02 PM

Decisions, decisions, decisions....

http://ampcontent.com/Pikz/357.jpg

Love Brokers 05-03-2005 07:05 PM

I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies. :)

AaronM 05-03-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Brokers
I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies. :)



Oddly enough...This gun holds 6 rounds.

Clearly this is a sign from above.

Sly 05-03-2005 07:11 PM

Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.

sickkittens 05-03-2005 07:13 PM

Don't do it. It has a life. :( :upsidedow

Shoehorn! 05-03-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.

:1orglaugh

Raven 05-03-2005 07:18 PM

Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.

tranza 05-03-2005 07:22 PM

Idiot...

BV 05-03-2005 07:44 PM

that's a Ruger GP-100, i got one just like it :upsidedow

Napolean 05-03-2005 07:54 PM

dont kill rocky :(

reynold 05-03-2005 08:28 PM

just make sure you're gonna hit your target. :) good luck!

Pete-KT 05-03-2005 08:40 PM

Do It Do I T

Wiggles 05-03-2005 09:05 PM

i think we need a video of this in progress!

AaronM 05-03-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.


Hey....The odds were in my favor. :winkwink:

TexasDreams 05-03-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
dont kill rocky :(

Bullwinkle is gonna take a BIG moose dump on AaronM's doorstep!!! :(

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Pete-KT 05-03-2005 09:24 PM

nice one td

TexasDreams 05-03-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
nice one td

What can I say, I'm a huge Bullwinkle fan!!! :winkwink:

I'm going to start calling AaronM BORIS!

Must NOT kill moose and squirrel...

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AaronM 05-03-2005 09:32 PM



I got something for his ass too.

7mm Remington Magnum.

Downtime 05-03-2005 09:37 PM

kill it then cook it on your grill with a little marinera sauce!

Platinumpimp 05-03-2005 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Decisions, decisions, decisions....

http://ampcontent.com/Pikz/357.jpg

Nice...

wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...

TexasDreams 05-03-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
I got something for his ass too.

7mm Remington Magnum.

SIGH!!!!

http://www.texasdreams.com/sad.gif http://www.texasdreams.com/sad.gif http://www.texasdreams.com/sad.gif

sickkittens 05-03-2005 09:46 PM

Don't worry. I already contacted PETA.

crowkid 05-03-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

No luv for the FMJ? :pimp

Donny 05-03-2005 10:00 PM

Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?

AaronM 05-03-2005 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?



Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.

Donny 05-03-2005 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.

Hmmm.... not yet, but maybe I could be one. :)

Skillz Unlimited 05-03-2005 10:38 PM

Nice piece dude. I hope you shot him. Gotta use atleast one bullet out of that box!

mardigras 05-03-2005 11:21 PM

Yeah definitely take video... that way after the ricochet action you can sell the clip to Vonage for one of their Woo Hoo commercials (or your survivors can) :glugglug

Manowar 05-03-2005 11:50 PM

nice magnum dude

xclusive 05-03-2005 11:54 PM

very nice gun and hat

emthree 06-27-2005 02:13 PM

I say shoot it only if it's fucking with your property.
Them fuckers make houses in roofs and sheltered gutters around my way.

StuartD 06-27-2005 02:14 PM

Hehe... how lucky the squirrels around here are.... since the only I have to shoot at them is my camera.

Keev 06-27-2005 02:18 PM

I needed that this morning, fucking crows wouldnt shut the fuck up!!!

FuqALot 06-27-2005 02:20 PM

Aaron wouldn't hurt a quirrel if it was his only food. He's too nice.

Bugbee 06-27-2005 03:38 PM

LMAO AAron I did not even have to open this thread to know what it would say!!1

Thanks for confirming it LOL!!

seeric 06-27-2005 03:40 PM

BOOM!!!!


lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nylz 06-27-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
Nice...

wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...

why?

5678

karlm 06-27-2005 03:46 PM

Dont kill the poor dude

FilthyRob 06-27-2005 03:48 PM

Poor clueless squirrel.

clickhappy 06-27-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.

How many points do you get for a squirrel?

Vitasoy 06-27-2005 04:11 PM

No....Don't kill furry animals! :(

StuartD 06-27-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
No....Don't kill furry animals! :(

how about non-furry animals?

GiantGnome 06-27-2005 04:22 PM

Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.

sweetME 06-27-2005 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
BOOM!!!!


lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop thinking about eating the poor thing. You're not a child anymore :1orglaugh

abyss_al 06-27-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.

a fed wild animal is a dead wild animal.... leave them alone, unless ur gonna kill them :) once you give them shit and attention they rely on it..


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