What lies were you told when you were a kid? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

JFPdude · 05-03-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by thumbsdepot

Back when I was in school the teachers would always scare me by telling me that if I keep misbehaving that they would put it on my permanent record.

They did ... I was just reading it online. You should have listened to them.

JFPdude · 05-03-2005, 08:52 PM

no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha

Screaming · 05-03-2005, 08:55 PM

the irony in things parents say

Spunky · 05-03-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha

He must have put the bot to sleep

AaronM · 05-03-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

If I swallow seeds from fruits, they will grow inside my stomach.

reynold
Location: K-man's cock

Perhaps if you would stop sucking cock, you would not end up with a mouthful of seeds from a fruit.

Napolean · 05-03-2005, 10:16 PM

"You have to go to church because any day now Jesus is going to split that eastern sky and in the blink of an eye all the christians will be taken to heaven, and YOU arent going to make it because you're a SINNER, and so is your Dad"

SFBU · 05-03-2005, 10:49 PM

I used to tell my son that if he masturbated, his belly would get large...AaronM, is that what really happened?

Axzar · 05-03-2005, 11:12 PM

Don't know if it qualifies as a lie, but my folks wouldn't let me watch Sesame Street because it had a ghetto influence. They didn't want me to idolize the cookie monster and end up living in a garbage can!

smack · 05-03-2005, 11:13 PM

"We threw your pot out."

Downtime · 05-04-2005, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

"We threw your pot out."

lol that's the best one on here

uno · 05-04-2005, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Masturbation = Institutionable Madness

j-

I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.

uno · 05-04-2005, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyhey

"you can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it"

If you don't believe this I feel tremendously sorry for you.

goBigtime · 05-04-2005, 03:17 AM

I can't be president & neither can you.

(Unless of course you went to yale and hung around in crypts)

2HousePlague · 05-04-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.

LOL. You're from NYC, right -- when my grandma told me I was gonna go "crazy", it meant I was going to Creedmore -- you know Creedmore, right?

j-

Damian_Maxcash · 05-04-2005, 03:21 AM

"Honest, I wont cum in your mouth......"

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