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04-30-2005, 02:57 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Today, somebody asked me where I work.
I told them that I just don't have enough time for a job.
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04-30-2005, 03:07 AM
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No commissions, no fees.
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I tell people I don't work at all -lol.
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04-30-2005, 03:18 AM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Most people assume I am on disability or something. I rarely shave. When they do ask, I tell them affiliate marketing. People don't like salesmen and that is close enough sounding I guess. They usually leave me alone after that.
Once in a long while I tell them I sell porn. It is weird because they all of a suddon look like they are standing infront of the President (maybe Bill Clinton or FDR). Wow! Cool! Can you get me a site? No... but I can get you a link to buy it with.... |
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04-30-2005, 03:22 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I heard you were an exotic dancer ... and you did something called the "banana show"?
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04-30-2005, 04:52 AM
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04-30-2005, 04:56 AM
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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internet marketing is what I tell em
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04-30-2005, 05:44 AM
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04-30-2005, 05:48 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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When someone asks where I work I think of the worst job I can, and tell them. Sometimes the reaction is funny, other times I'm surpised
 Last time a chick asked me what I did for a living, I told her I was a Binman. Should have saw her face when she saw my car |
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04-30-2005, 05:50 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I donīt work, I masturbate all day long
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04-30-2005, 03:57 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-30-2005, 04:01 PM
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Text Writer
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LOL good answer
usually i just respond with: "You ever look at porn on the internet? Well, thanks for your $30."
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04-30-2005, 04:06 PM
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in a van by the river
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