Most people assume I am on disability or something. I rarely shave. When they do ask, I tell them affiliate marketing. People don't like salesmen and that is close enough sounding I guess. They usually leave me alone after that.
Once in a long while I tell them I sell porn. It is weird because they all of a suddon look like they are standing infront of the President (maybe Bill Clinton or FDR). Wow! Cool! Can you get me a site? No... but I can get you a link to buy it with....
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