Today, somebody asked me where I work.
 

I told them that I just don't have enough time for a job.

They seemed a bit confused after that. :1orglaugh

I tell people I don't work at all -lol.

Most people assume I am on disability or something. I rarely shave. When they do ask, I tell them affiliate marketing. People don't like salesmen and that is close enough sounding I guess. They usually leave me alone after that.

Once in a long while I tell them I sell porn. It is weird because they all of a suddon look like they are standing infront of the President (maybe Bill Clinton or FDR). Wow! Cool! Can you get me a site? No... but I can get you a link to buy it with....

I heard you were an exotic dancer ... and you did something called the "banana show"?

true?

false?

Ahh seems the rumors flying around are true afterall... :helpme

internet marketing is what I tell em

well it is close the truth :pimp

When someone asks where I work I think of the worst job I can, and tell them. Sometimes the reaction is funny, other times I'm surpised :)

Last time a chick asked me what I did for a living, I told her I was a Binman. Should have saw her face when she saw my car :1orglaugh

I don´t work, I masturbate all day long :thumbsup

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LOL good answer :)

usually i just respond with: "You ever look at porn on the internet? Well, thanks for your $30."

:thumbsup

I just tell them internet traffic management, that or I just tell the truth.