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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Attn: All surfers i know you want to make more money!
Check sig! You won't have to ask for work again.
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poorly designed site. I was there 3 minutes and couldn't figure out wtf it was all about
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and it took fooooooooooooorever to load
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See sig.
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you should put up a image also, for those who don't have flash
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Your intro is too long. Does it take 10 similar "I'm not making enough money" pics and 10 "I feel more free now" pics to make a point? And they linger too long before the next one shows up. I'm not retarded and I can read "I can't make ends meet." in about 2 seconds. It just as important to KEEP a potential clients attention as it is to get it in the first place.
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where do i sign up?
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The first tip-off to ANY pyramid/mlm scheme is when they say...
"this is not MLM" or "this is not a pyramid scheme" ![]()
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and you already announced this.. new threads are for "ONE-TIME PROGRAM ANNOUNCEMENTS" not spammy spam spam
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Horrible looking site, I have no clue wtf its about.
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If you advertise your opportunity for what it is not rather than what it is, you have a problem. Another thing is to advertise something as being "perfectly legal". Perfectly legal as opposed to what? Imperfectly legal? /rant
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Can you tell us what we will be doing exept recruiting others for a referral percentage?
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another one to add to ANTIMLM.COM
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ROFL, i bet all you gfyers are always negative. You guy's sit at home all day and post.
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- Get up after 11am. - Pick their noses, sometimes go elbow deep to retreive dried pieces of mucus. - Have a breakfast of cheetos and twinkies after taking a morning piss. - Masturbate to 3 different new galleries featured on the hun. - Have Doritos for lunch. - Then it's a Yoo-Hoo and on for a long day of posting. And when your site doesn't even manage to sell what you got and people here ask what your "opportunity" offers (read Alex's post for example), we're a bunch of negative people who do nothing but sit here and post all day. I seriously think that you have your head stuck really high somewhere else ![]()
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mlm.. sigh,
im glad my upcoming project can actually let SURFERS make money.
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please go fuck yourself.
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That's what every negative person says about a business they don't know. They call it a "pyramid," you guy's need to do your homework. I don't do no MLM crap, but anyways you gfyers will never learn.
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Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'll say that it's not a "pyramid" and that it's not "MLM crap" as you put it. Now that you explained what it's not, can you explain what it is?
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And what my project is? a few key ppl know what it is. btw, when u write 250k per year from home, does that mean you made that money within the last year? if so please tell everyone how easy it was without having to go to that website! ![]()
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To tell you the truth; i just started a week ago and made $3k, it keeps going. Mike, if you're interested i can send you more information.
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that guy gave me a headache ROflz
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cliff notes =
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Simple, give me your email. I will tell you; the product does all the talking it's a web-education tells you lots of useful stuff. I can send you a sample site to the product with a u/p, but it will expire in a few hours. No selling or cold calling!
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The other key tipoff to a pyramid scheme is they dont actually sell anything.. He is selling instructions on how to sell instructions to people who want to buy instructions on how to get instructions on making money.. ![]() These things are so laughable its almost funny. The only thing that isnt funny is the fact there are still people around stupid enough to fall for them. I just dont understand how any sane person could plunk down hard earned money to get "something", with no understanding of what it is they are recieving and no information other than.. No sales No cold calls you make a $1000 per sale ( but you dont sell ? ) and you give the first 2 sales away to your "sponsor" , and this is how money is created and how you become rich LOL can you say PYRAMID SCHEME
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Do you understand what the meaning of selling and cold calling are ? You are selling , you are cold calling.. you didnt make the program your an affiliate just like every other scam artist out there.. heres another cookie cutter copy of your site.. http://www.10kaweek.info
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Why all these surfer sigs am I missing something ?
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I can explain to everyone what its all about..
You buy a copy of the website he is using and try to convince some other schmuck to buy one from you because you got ripped off , but the first 2 sales go to your "sponsor" so you actually have to sell 3 before you even make your money back.. Do i have it about right ??? Its called a pyramid scheme or MLM . As many have pointed out .. the first indicators are .. #1 they wont tell you what your selling #2 they say one of the following NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME NOT MLM PERFECTLY LEGAL GET PAID INSTANTLY #3 After reading the whole speil the only thing you understand is how much money your going to make..
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If I have to email you so that you can email me back a canned email from the company, then I have to say that you don't know jack shit about it. So I'll give you one more chance. Fill the blank. "I am selling __________________"
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![]() yay a crappy flash site that takes 30 seconds to show a picture of your vaporware garbage.. .
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I think Chaldoray is really
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The Passport to Prosperity is a comprehensive package that is made out of two educational components: Wealth Passport and Self Passport. Combined, these programs are a dynamite prosperity platform that will give you the tools and leverage you need for total success. The Passport to Prosperity is an Internet based educational program. The information and course materials are presented using text, audio, video, and live interactive sessions with experts. A complete guide to success. Everything you need to be financially wise, investment savvy, relationship balanced and harmoniously happy, is just around the corner. The perfect gift to give to everyone you really care about! This program is about creating financial, personal and spiritual balance, and going through life with peace of mind. Enjoy the journey! US$ 1295 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha= Volume 1: Wealth Education Modules 1-9 1. Wealth strategies of the rich 2. 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Starting immediately, this training is going to be the key tool in your everyday interactions and will spell the difference between mediocrity and the ultimate financial and personal success. Module (s) 1. Preparing to negotiate 2. Getting ready to negotiate 3. 10 Basic Negotiation Strategies 4. 25 Advanced negotiation techniques 5. Conducting Negotiations 6. Importance of communication and body language 7. Master your EVERYDAY negotiations 8. Closing the deal Volume 4: Personal Growth Emerald Mentor Center Group coaching on hot topics of personal development and personal growth. Live mentoring sessions with renowned experts in the field of success coaching. Stay tuned for the schedule announcements. |
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Bump! Chaldoray, seriously, I mean no offense saying this but this whole spiel here is more boring than an Al Gore speech. If you can't summarize what your offer is in one, and only one simple sentence, I have to conclude that you either don't know what this product/service is or that you just plainly can't sell it.
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You're selling a self-help guide for $1295?
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ALL SURFERS want to know the real way to make money ??
STOP giving it to retards like this moron.. Ill explain what he is selling very simply he is selling nothing.. he is selling himself.. once you plunk down the bucks you buy the same thing he has , a website to sell other people on selling other people on selling other people a website.. Its called a pyramid scheme , you dont DO anything , you dont SELL anything , you just convince more suckers to signup and spend money on nothing. Dont take my word for it , do a google search.. Google search for duplicates of his site notice something familiar ?? every website is the same as his. The same "profitmasters" pyramid scheme. Sign up with this guy he is great http://www.homebusinessite.com/home-...port-scam.html or just search for "profit masters scam" or "emerald passport pyramid scheme" or "emerald passport scam"
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Smokey, you're entirely correct and I completely agree with you. I'm just playing with that guy ![]()
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Yeah espeically when I can most of that info on the net or at the local library for FREE. |
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Thanks, i just signed up and already made 4G's....to everyone else this really does work
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