WTF??? Exploding Toads Epidemic In Denmark? - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 04-27-2005, 02:48 PM

This shit is scary if true. Reason being is that amphibians are usually the front line of what the fuck will happen to our asses when nature goes awry.

What are these animals eating or what is someone feeding them to make some sick shit like this occur?

http://freeinternetpress.com/modules...ticle&sid=3473

TOAD UPDATE: Toads Exploding In Denmark, Too
Posted on Wednesday, April 27 @ 16:29:48 PDT by Intellpuke (95 reads)

Thousands of toads are also exploding in central Denmark, according to Danish news media, following earlier news that they were exploding northern Germany. Environmental factors or an unknown disease may cause the phenomenon.

Biblical plague, extraterrestrial bacteria, or climate changes? Thousands of toads are exploding across northern Germany and central Denmark, baffled animal experts report.

In Denmark, hundreds of toads have begun to explode near a lake in the town of Låsby in Mid-Jutland. According to reports, the toads climb on to land, swell to up to three times their normal size, and burst, casting their innards up to one meter in the air, the Coppenhagen Post reports.

A similar phenomenon has also been reported in the German city of Hamburg, where authorities report that over 1000 toads are dead.

Experts are at a loss to explain what is causing the toads' painful deaths, which primarily take place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m.

Frank Jensen, curator of Denmark's Museum of Natural History, said to Denmark's TV2 that the mysterious deaths likely had an earthly explanation, namely toxins found in fertilizers or changes in the ozone layer.

The Danish Meteorological Institute warned yesterday of increased ozone radiation reaching Denmark. Amphibians such as toads and frogs are known to be sensitive to slight environmental changes.

While German authorities surmise that the gruesome deaths are caused by bacterial or viral infection, they were still confounded by the incident.

"I have never seen anything like this," said veterinarian Otto Holst.

Intellpuke: "Great leaping horned toads, this exploding toad thing appears to be spreading. I'm hope the scientists figure this out quickly. Inflating to three-and-a-half times your size and then exploding is no way for any creature to die. You can read the entire article above in context at the Coppenhagen Post's website, here.

JD · 04-27-2005, 02:53 PM

this thread is useless w/o pix

decrypted · 04-27-2005, 02:58 PM

agreed
i demand a video

Rorschach · 04-27-2005, 02:59 PM

pollution + nuclear power + god knows what else...

the world is totally going to shit, and sooner rather than later...

now's the time to prepare yourself and you loved ones for the inevitable

Furious_Male · 04-27-2005, 03:01 PM

I would guess some sort of bad bacteria has gotten into the food chain.

Phill · 04-27-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

this thread is useless w/o pix

There you go:
http://galleri.tv2.dk/2281314/
http://galleri.tv2.dk/Nyhederne/2265897/

A biologist claimed that birds were pinning them down and eating only their liver. The toads would heal, but soon blow up from massive infections due to the damaged liver.

swedguy · 04-28-2005, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

pollution + nuclear power + god knows what else...

Nuclear power? Since Denmark doesn't have any and the ones Sweden has hasn't exploded, I think we can rule that out.

JD · 04-28-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phill

There you go:
http://galleri.tv2.dk/2281314/
http://galleri.tv2.dk/Nyhederne/2265897/

A biologist claimed that birds were pinning them down and eating only their liver. The toads would heal, but soon blow up from massive infections due to the damaged liver.

Fucking sweet! That's some crazy shit! now find a vid of blowing up.

Michael O · 04-28-2005, 08:29 AM

MUAHAHAHAHAHA my evil plan is coming together :costumed-

jonpotz · 04-28-2005, 08:35 AM

i think its a test run of a new biological disease that will soon be released amongst the masses in america. it makes your blood vessels try to permiate through your skin and implodes you.

adamneve · 04-28-2005, 08:42 AM

first gemany now Denmark, what's next?
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/eu....ap/index.html

04-27-2005, 02:48 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	WTF??? Exploding Toads Epidemic In Denmark? This shit is scary if true. Reason being is that amphibians are usually the front line of what the fuck will happen to our asses when nature goes awry. What are these animals eating or what is someone feeding them to make some sick shit like this occur? http://freeinternetpress.com/modules...ticle&sid=3473 TOAD UPDATE: Toads Exploding In Denmark, Too Posted on Wednesday, April 27 @ 16:29:48 PDT by Intellpuke (95 reads) Thousands of toads are also exploding in central Denmark, according to Danish news media, following earlier news that they were exploding northern Germany. Environmental factors or an unknown disease may cause the phenomenon. Biblical plague, extraterrestrial bacteria, or climate changes? Thousands of toads are exploding across northern Germany and central Denmark, baffled animal experts report. In Denmark, hundreds of toads have begun to explode near a lake in the town of Låsby in Mid-Jutland. According to reports, the toads climb on to land, swell to up to three times their normal size, and burst, casting their innards up to one meter in the air, the Coppenhagen Post reports. A similar phenomenon has also been reported in the German city of Hamburg, where authorities report that over 1000 toads are dead. Experts are at a loss to explain what is causing the toads' painful deaths, which primarily take place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Frank Jensen, curator of Denmark's Museum of Natural History, said to Denmark's TV2 that the mysterious deaths likely had an earthly explanation, namely toxins found in fertilizers or changes in the ozone layer. The Danish Meteorological Institute warned yesterday of increased ozone radiation reaching Denmark. Amphibians such as toads and frogs are known to be sensitive to slight environmental changes. While German authorities surmise that the gruesome deaths are caused by bacterial or viral infection, they were still confounded by the incident. "I have never seen anything like this," said veterinarian Otto Holst. Intellpuke: "Great leaping horned toads, this exploding toad thing appears to be spreading. I'm hope the scientists figure this out quickly. Inflating to three-and-a-half times your size and then exploding is no way for any creature to die. You can read the entire article above in context at the Coppenhagen Post's website, here.

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04-27-2005, 02:53 PM	#2
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04-27-2005, 02:59 PM	#4
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	pollution + nuclear power + god knows what else... the world is totally going to shit, and sooner rather than later... now's the time to prepare yourself and you loved ones for the inevitable

04-28-2005, 08:35 AM	#10
jonpotz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 960	i think its a test run of a new biological disease that will soon be released amongst the masses in america. it makes your blood vessels try to permiate through your skin and implodes you.