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Greg B 04-27-2005 02:48 PM

WTF??? Exploding Toads Epidemic In Denmark?
 
This shit is scary if true. Reason being is that amphibians are usually the front line of what the fuck will happen to our asses when nature goes awry.

What are these animals eating or what is someone feeding them to make some sick shit like this occur?

http://freeinternetpress.com/modules...ticle&sid=3473

TOAD UPDATE: Toads Exploding In Denmark, Too
Posted on Wednesday, April 27 @ 16:29:48 PDT by Intellpuke (95 reads)

Thousands of toads are also exploding in central Denmark, according to Danish news media, following earlier news that they were exploding northern Germany. Environmental factors or an unknown disease may cause the phenomenon.


Biblical plague, extraterrestrial bacteria, or climate changes? Thousands of toads are exploding across northern Germany and central Denmark, baffled animal experts report.



In Denmark, hundreds of toads have begun to explode near a lake in the town of Låsby in Mid-Jutland. According to reports, the toads climb on to land, swell to up to three times their normal size, and burst, casting their innards up to one meter in the air, the Coppenhagen Post reports.



A similar phenomenon has also been reported in the German city of Hamburg, where authorities report that over 1000 toads are dead.



Experts are at a loss to explain what is causing the toads' painful deaths, which primarily take place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m.



Frank Jensen, curator of Denmark's Museum of Natural History, said to Denmark's TV2 that the mysterious deaths likely had an earthly explanation, namely toxins found in fertilizers or changes in the ozone layer.





The Danish Meteorological Institute warned yesterday of increased ozone radiation reaching Denmark. Amphibians such as toads and frogs are known to be sensitive to slight environmental changes.



While German authorities surmise that the gruesome deaths are caused by bacterial or viral infection, they were still confounded by the incident.



"I have never seen anything like this," said veterinarian Otto Holst.



Intellpuke: "Great leaping horned toads, this exploding toad thing appears to be spreading. I'm hope the scientists figure this out quickly. Inflating to three-and-a-half times your size and then exploding is no way for any creature to die. You can read the entire article above in context at the Coppenhagen Post's website, here.

JD 04-27-2005 02:53 PM

this thread is useless w/o pix

decrypted 04-27-2005 02:58 PM

agreed
i demand a video

Rorschach 04-27-2005 02:59 PM

pollution + nuclear power + god knows what else...

the world is totally going to shit, and sooner rather than later...

now's the time to prepare yourself and you loved ones for the inevitable :mad:

Furious_Male 04-27-2005 03:01 PM

I would guess some sort of bad bacteria has gotten into the food chain.

Phill 04-27-2005 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
this thread is useless w/o pix

There you go:
http://galleri.tv2.dk/2281314/
http://galleri.tv2.dk/Nyhederne/2265897/

A biologist claimed that birds were pinning them down and eating only their liver. The toads would heal, but soon blow up from massive infections due to the damaged liver.

swedguy 04-28-2005 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
pollution + nuclear power + god knows what else...

Nuclear power? Since Denmark doesn't have any and the ones Sweden has hasn't exploded, I think we can rule that out.

JD 04-28-2005 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phill
There you go:
http://galleri.tv2.dk/2281314/
http://galleri.tv2.dk/Nyhederne/2265897/

A biologist claimed that birds were pinning them down and eating only their liver. The toads would heal, but soon blow up from massive infections due to the damaged liver.

Fucking sweet! That's some crazy shit! now find a vid of blowing up. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Michael O 04-28-2005 08:29 AM

MUAHAHAHAHAHA my evil plan is coming together :costumed-

jonpotz 04-28-2005 08:35 AM

i think its a test run of a new biological disease that will soon be released amongst the masses in america. it makes your blood vessels try to permiate through your skin and implodes you.

adamneve 04-28-2005 08:42 AM

first gemany now Denmark, what's next?
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/eu....ap/index.html


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