What is the most painfull and or stupid thing you have done? - GoFuckYourself.com

KMR Stitch · 04-25-2005, 03:14 PM

For the guys..

Have you ever sat on yourself? God I can't explain how much that hurts.

Stupid thing...Tried to hit burning tape off a mailbox well the burning tape stuck to my hand. It was loaded with fireworks

Juicy D. Links · 04-25-2005, 03:15 PM

Babagirls · 04-25-2005, 03:16 PM

oh, its just a question for the guys

Fletch XXX · 04-25-2005, 03:17 PM

i was jumping a fence with a plastic pipe in my mouth. instead of tossing it over fence and then hopping the gate i put it in mouth and jumped the gate,. bad move.

it hit the pipe that ran along the fence, and it scraped the top of my mouth open and gashed my throat open.

i was young and dumb

jollyperv · 04-25-2005, 03:17 PM

Unintentionally dehydrating myself to the point of hospitalization. Pissing was out of the question, I passed out from the pain every time I tried.

neverlearn · 04-25-2005, 03:18 PM

Karma is a bitch
when I was younger I threw a frog or toad over a huge waterfall and while I was doing it I went over too.
2 many broken bones to list...barely survived

Fresh · 04-25-2005, 03:18 PM

smashed my beemer yesterday. into my cousins navigator

pornguy · 04-25-2005, 03:20 PM

I Hit a toyota. "Oh what a feeling! "

Really, It hit it at 70mph on my bike.

Adultnet · 04-25-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

oh, its just a question for the guys

Im sure this will be a good idea if you add some thing in..

Meta Ridley · 04-25-2005, 03:20 PM

Hard to explain how it happened but I was fucking around in the stockroom where i worked and was on this swivel chair, and my friend comes out of nowhere and tries to tackle me off it.
Anyway I end up sitting on the concrete floor on my ass, and the back of the chair slams down with my friend (150 lbs) on top of it crushing my dick between the floor and the back of the chair. Did some damage.

Miguel · 04-25-2005, 03:21 PM

scary stories :-(

Penthouse Tony · 04-25-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Meta Ridley

Hard to explain how it happened but I was fucking around in the stockroom where i worked and was on this swivel chair, and my friend comes out of nowhere and tries to tackle me off it.
Anyway I end up sitting on the concrete floor on my ass, and the back of the chair slams down with my friend (150 lbs) on top of it crushing my dick between the floor and the back of the chair. Did some damage.

bangman · 04-25-2005, 03:25 PM

I once stubbed my toe against the couch in my living room.
That fucker hurt.

Meta Ridley · 04-25-2005, 03:27 PM

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neverlearn · 04-25-2005, 03:27 PM

I know a guy in high school who slid down the flag pole at school and ripped his testicle out on the thing you wrap the rope around...

I know another guy who ran over the hood of my friends car with us in it...and the car running...
the guy at the wheel thought it would be funny to move the car forward quickly...and the guy tripped when this happened flipped in mid air and landed eyeball first on the retractable antenae...the little metal ball went through his eyelid , and over top his eyebal scratching the white...but no damage permantly...now that was harsh, nope poor guy was on a quad of acid (we all were) and when they took him to the hospital in excruicing pain they had to freeze all around his eye socket to put stitches in his eyelid...lets just say the whole emergency staff was holding my friend down when this was going on...that was harsh

brand0n · 04-25-2005, 03:28 PM

painfull and stupid....

read another 1 of your threads?

dig420 · 04-25-2005, 03:33 PM

so many things.....

I could probably think of 100 things I've done in my life that make me cringe whenever they cross my mind lol

GatorB · 04-25-2005, 03:33 PM

Got married.

thefool · 04-25-2005, 03:34 PM

I'm not a guy, but this is pretty dumb, and was pretty painful...

When I was a kid, my family went to the beach for a BBQ, and there was this 10 speed bike, that had a water bottle holder on the center bar, the bottle holder is shaped like a sideways S, but it was snapped off, so looked more like a U. Anyway, the bike had a speedometer on the handle bars. I wanted to see just how fast I could RUN. So there I am, running and pushing the bike at the same time... IN SANDALS!! Well my toe slipped out through one of the straps and I lost my footing around 5 miles and hr and there I went, as I came down, my arm raked across the water bottle holder and made a 4" slit down the inside of my arm.

I ran up to my mom in tears, blood gushing everywhere, this white rippled looking stuff sticking out. I was hyperventilating and freaking out, she thought I was scared of bee's or something, said "oh christina, the bee will go away, just calm down" (i'm allergic) and she looked up and to her horror, saw me standing above her, dripping blood all over and holding the muscle tissue in with my other hand! It was great! lol Happy Memorial Day BBQ mom!

Evil1 · 04-25-2005, 03:36 PM

had a bonfire that wasnt going too well, grabed a gas can and dumped a little on the fire, the fire climbed right up to can, i dropped the can, then my drunk ass thought it would blow, being drunk running wasnt an option so i booted the can. bad idea.. big ball of fire, right side of my pants is on fire, ran around like a retard on meth for a few seconds. then got a beer bath from some so called friends.

that and zipped my cock up quite a few times.. always drunk.

KMR Stitch · 04-25-2005, 03:38 PM

The thread isn't just for guys btw.

=)

Vlad · 04-25-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Got married.

lmao , good one !!!

VeriSexy · 04-25-2005, 03:41 PM

Putting money in the stock market, fuck after two years it still hurts

AdultInsider Cloner · 04-25-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Got married.

amen, glad I fixed that

KMR Stitch · 04-25-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Got married.

If you think that is supid and painfull wait until your wife reads this :-x

BoNgHiTtA · 04-25-2005, 03:56 PM

Well, this is the best I can think off.

When I was young we used to have a 6 foot 1/2 pipe that had a 4 foot 1/2 spine . I caught air off the 6 foot, to transfer to the 4 foot, as I did that, I did a kickflip. Instead of landing on the side to come down, I landed flat in the middle with my board sticking straight up. Needless to say, It rammed my crotch good.

I couldnt move for like 20 mins, and my fucking dick and balls were black and blue for weeks afterwards. It sucked.

bjjb · 04-25-2005, 04:02 PM

Let a commercial lawn mower get away from me in 1990 and it cut off all my damn toes. Hurt like a mother fucker. Thank god for morphine and dilaudid pumps

pxxx · 04-25-2005, 04:03 PM

I got burnt before, that shit hurts.

Nicky · 04-25-2005, 04:23 PM

Breaking up with my ex girlfriend......ofcourse zipping your cock isnt that nice either

04-25-2005, 03:14 PM	#1
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	What is the most painfull and or stupid thing you have done? For the guys.. Have you ever sat on yourself? God I can't explain how much that hurts. Stupid thing...Tried to hit burning tape off a mailbox well the burning tape stuck to my hand. It was loaded with fireworks

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Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	Hard to explain how it happened but I was fucking around in the stockroom where i worked and was on this swivel chair, and my friend comes out of nowhere and tries to tackle me off it. Anyway I end up sitting on the concrete floor on my ass, and the back of the chair slams down with my friend (150 lbs) on top of it crushing my dick between the floor and the back of the chair. Did some damage. __________________ [email protected] Last edited by Meta Ridley; 04-25-2005 at 03:22 PM..

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neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	I know a guy in high school who slid down the flag pole at school and ripped his testicle out on the thing you wrap the rope around... I know another guy who ran over the hood of my friends car with us in it...and the car running... the guy at the wheel thought it would be funny to move the car forward quickly...and the guy tripped when this happened flipped in mid air and landed eyeball first on the retractable antenae...the little metal ball went through his eyelid , and over top his eyebal scratching the white...but no damage permantly...now that was harsh, nope poor guy was on a quad of acid (we all were) and when they took him to the hospital in excruicing pain they had to freeze all around his eye socket to put stitches in his eyelid...lets just say the whole emergency staff was holding my friend down when this was going on...that was harsh __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	I'm not a guy, but this is pretty dumb, and was pretty painful... When I was a kid, my family went to the beach for a BBQ, and there was this 10 speed bike, that had a water bottle holder on the center bar, the bottle holder is shaped like a sideways S, but it was snapped off, so looked more like a U. Anyway, the bike had a speedometer on the handle bars. I wanted to see just how fast I could RUN. So there I am, running and pushing the bike at the same time... IN SANDALS!! Well my toe slipped out through one of the straps and I lost my footing around 5 miles and hr and there I went, as I came down, my arm raked across the water bottle holder and made a 4" slit down the inside of my arm. I ran up to my mom in tears, blood gushing everywhere, this white rippled looking stuff sticking out. I was hyperventilating and freaking out, she thought I was scared of bee's or something, said "oh christina, the bee will go away, just calm down" (i'm allergic) and she looked up and to her horror, saw me standing above her, dripping blood all over and holding the muscle tissue in with my other hand! It was great! lol Happy Memorial Day BBQ mom! __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	had a bonfire that wasnt going too well, grabed a gas can and dumped a little on the fire, the fire climbed right up to can, i dropped the can, then my drunk ass thought it would blow, being drunk running wasnt an option so i booted the can. bad idea.. big ball of fire, right side of my pants is on fire, ran around like a retard on meth for a few seconds. then got a beer bath from some so called friends. that and zipped my cock up quite a few times.. always drunk. __________________

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