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had a bonfire that wasnt going too well, grabed a gas can and dumped a little on the fire, the fire climbed right up to can, i dropped the can, then my drunk ass thought it would blow, being drunk running wasnt an option so i booted the can. bad idea.. big ball of fire, right side of my pants is on fire, ran around like a retard on meth for a few seconds. then got a beer bath from some so called friends.
that and zipped my cock up quite a few times.. always drunk.
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