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GFED · 04-24-2005, 05:00 PM

What would be your method of death?

GatorB · 04-24-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GFED

What would be your method of death?

None......

Kevsh · 04-24-2005, 05:06 PM

Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

Mr Pheer · 04-24-2005, 06:36 PM

quick & painless, or at least almost painless

AaronM · 04-24-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED

How would you like to die?

Very VERY wealthy.

Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass.

Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better.

escorpio · 04-24-2005, 06:42 PM

fucking a much younger woman

2HousePlague · 04-24-2005, 06:42 PM

Like this.

j-

Tango · 04-24-2005, 06:50 PM

Natural Causes
Age 120
In my sleep

pood · 04-24-2005, 06:52 PM

with gunz blazing

Spunky · 04-24-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

Good lord wtf?..I would like to die with my dick in a pussy and wasted on blow

who · 04-24-2005, 06:54 PM

I'd like to die after my loved ones have already passed on. and I don't mean children and stuff, fuck them. I mean wife, etc..

AdultMovies.bz · 04-24-2005, 06:58 PM

hm... i'd say it would have to be of a happiness heart attack at the age of 90 while fuckin 20 chicks at once

CybermedAndy · 04-24-2005, 06:59 PM

Sky high and fucking

tony286 · 04-24-2005, 07:05 PM

of old old old age want to see 100

Wiggles · 04-24-2005, 08:46 PM

die from being oversexed is my ideal way to go.

ModelPerfect · 04-24-2005, 09:33 PM

In a blaze of glory while saving the world, or some shit like that.

Babagirls · 04-24-2005, 09:36 PM

peacefully in my sleep when im 90 yrs old, surrounded by my children, grandchildren and maybe even some great-grandchildren

Spunky · 04-24-2005, 09:37 PM

Young..fuck dieing old Dependant on people to help you get through

BlingDaddy · 04-24-2005, 09:38 PM

A bizarre gardening accident.

Vitasoy · 04-24-2005, 09:40 PM

Old age. In my sleep without knowing...

sickbeatz · 04-24-2005, 09:42 PM

I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities

Babaganoosh · 04-24-2005, 09:42 PM

I'd like to die at 150 years of age while banging my 23 year old girlfriend.

sickbeatz · 04-24-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities

Why the Hell not? Everyone of us on this board is doomed for Hell, why not make it worth ya while in the end? LOL WORD

Marcus Aurelius · 04-24-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Very VERY wealthy.

Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass.

Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better.

I'm with Aaron on this one. I think going out rescuing someone would be the most noble way. my luck, I'll die on the shitter straining out a good one and pop an aneurysm

Verbal · 04-24-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

A bizarre gardening accident.

not sure why, but that cracked me up

Triple 6 · 04-24-2005, 09:51 PM

not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html

yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die

Verbal · 04-24-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6

not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html

yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die

How the hell is his head facing the same side of the fence on which his body landed?

Sosa · 04-24-2005, 09:55 PM

when I die, I hope it is in my sleep and no pain.

04-24-2005, 10:11 PM

stop being so morbid. you are failing in life because you are on a loser path, and you need to get your mind set straight.

have a professional @ a local college career center help you put a decent resume together. they will help u free of charge.

make some goals on paper and put them into action. start with number 1, accomplish it and then move on to number 2 on your list.

stay busy... a busy person gets shit done. dont stay up 2-3 days at a time and dont sleep for days at a time. do a normal 7 hours rest every night...

stop the drugs: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

stop the gambling: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

do the above things and you'll be okay man... have to start
somewhere!

Mike Okitch · 04-24-2005, 11:02 PM

In a Mythbuster like experiment. The kind that even the insurance company would say "We don't know what the fuck happened"

Nismo · 04-24-2005, 11:05 PM

sex overdose

nofx · 04-24-2005, 11:07 PM

I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

Nismo · 04-24-2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

I can arrange for this.

nofx · 04-24-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

I can arrange for this.

bring it brother

Doctor Dre · 04-24-2005, 11:11 PM

Was that you that you were talking about in the other thread ?

evilmaster · 04-24-2005, 11:21 PM

In sleep. How? Its not important

baddog · 04-24-2005, 11:23 PM

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying in terror like the people on his bus.

Marcus Aurelius · 04-24-2005, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

I want to stab Nofx to death in a dark alley and get gunned down running from the cops.

smack · 04-24-2005, 11:24 PM

to be run over by a runaway semi driven by the incredible hulk.

smokingdawn · 04-24-2005, 11:26 PM

Peacefully in my sleep

n202k5 · 04-24-2005, 11:26 PM

in my sleep, then burried 6 feet under wit my binger and a phat bowl packed ima stay hi even when i die ;x

CDSmith · 04-24-2005, 11:33 PM

It's the year 2058

and CDSmith is found dead on the floor of his penthouse apartment.

The three 24 yr old babes he's been living with are nowhere to be found....

JD · 04-25-2005, 12:24 AM

smothered to death by a 30ft vagina

DWB · 04-25-2005, 12:25 AM

In this order...

1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
2) Spontaneous Combustion.
3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.

Triple 6 · 04-25-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

In this order...

1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
2) Spontaneous Combustion.
3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.

theoretically not possible,

revise order

jack(usamn) · 04-25-2005, 01:36 AM

Healthy for sure

Jack
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escorpio · 04-25-2005, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

.....

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-25-2005, 04:16 AM

while sleeping....that's it!

NoCarrier · 04-25-2005, 04:54 AM

In a nuclear attack. I don't want to die alone.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-25-2005, 05:00 AM

something where I didn't know i was about to die

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