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  • GFED
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8121

    #1

    How would you like to die?

    What would be your method of death?
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  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208

    #2
    Originally posted by GFED
    What would be your method of death?
    None......

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    • Kevsh
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 8619

      #3
      Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22082

        #4
        quick & painless, or at least almost painless

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Originally posted by GFED
          How would you like to die?

          Very VERY wealthy.



          Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass.


          Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better.

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          • escorpio
            doesn't fuck around.
            • Oct 2002
            • 23483

            #6
            fucking a much younger woman
            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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            • 2HousePlague
              CURATOR
              • Jul 2004
              • 14572

              #7
              Like this.




              j-
              tada!

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              • Tango
                Let's Tango!
                • Apr 2005
                • 1570

                #8
                Natural Causes
                Age 120
                In my sleep
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                • pood
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1609

                  #9
                  with gunz blazing

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kevsh
                    Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

                    Good lord wtf?..I would like to die with my dick in a pussy and wasted on blow

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                    • who
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 19593

                      #11
                      I'd like to die after my loved ones have already passed on. and I don't mean children and stuff, fuck them. I mean wife, etc..

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                      • AdultMovies.bz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1036

                        #12
                        hm... i'd say it would have to be of a happiness heart attack at the age of 90 while fuckin 20 chicks at once
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                        • CybermedAndy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4170

                          #13
                          Sky high and fucking

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            of old old old age want to see 100

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                            • Wiggles
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2004
                              • 14423

                              #15
                              die from being oversexed is my ideal way to go.
                              no sig

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                              • ModelPerfect
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 2862

                                #16
                                In a blaze of glory while saving the world, or some shit like that.
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                                • Babagirls
                                  Text Writer
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 18812

                                  #17
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                                  • Spunky
                                    I need a beer
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133978

                                    #18
                                    Young..fuck dieing old Dependant on people to help you get through

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                                    • BlingDaddy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 6343

                                      #19
                                      A bizarre gardening accident.
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                                      • Vitasoy
                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        Old age. In my sleep without knowing...


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                                        • sickbeatz
                                          The Hustler
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 4993

                                          #21
                                          I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities

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                                          • Babaganoosh
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                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 15841

                                            #22
                                            I'd like to die at 150 years of age while banging my 23 year old girlfriend.
                                            I like pie.

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                                            • sickbeatz
                                              The Hustler
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 4993

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sickbeatz
                                              I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities
                                              Why the Hell not? Everyone of us on this board is doomed for Hell, why not make it worth ya while in the end? LOL WORD

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                                              • Marcus Aurelius
                                                No Refunds Issued.
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 14809

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                Very VERY wealthy.



                                                Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass.


                                                Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better.

                                                I'm with Aaron on this one. I think going out rescuing someone would be the most noble way. my luck, I'll die on the shitter straining out a good one and pop an aneurysm

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                                                • Verbal
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 3420

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BlingDaddy
                                                  A bizarre gardening accident.
                                                  not sure why, but that cracked me up

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                                                  • Triple 6
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 5394

                                                    #26
                                                    not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

                                                    http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html


                                                    yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die
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                                                    • Verbal
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 3420

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Triple 6
                                                      not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

                                                      http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html


                                                      yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die
                                                      How the hell is his head facing the same side of the fence on which his body landed?

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                                                      • Sosa
                                                        In Tushy Land
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 40149

                                                        #28
                                                        when I die, I hope it is in my sleep and no pain.

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                                                        • Pimp Dough

                                                          #29
                                                          stop being so morbid. you are failing in life because you are on a loser path, and you need to get your mind set straight.

                                                          have a professional @ a local college career center help you put a decent resume together. they will help u free of charge.

                                                          make some goals on paper and put them into action. start with number 1, accomplish it and then move on to number 2 on your list.

                                                          stay busy... a busy person gets shit done. dont stay up 2-3 days at a time and dont sleep for days at a time. do a normal 7 hours rest every night...

                                                          stop the drugs: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

                                                          stop the gambling: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

                                                          do the above things and you'll be okay man... have to start
                                                          somewhere!

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                                                          • Mike Okitch
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 4126

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Nismo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 4977

                                                              #31
                                                              sex overdose
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                                                              • nofx
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 16826

                                                                #32
                                                                I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

                                                                Often times I wonder why
                                                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                • Nismo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 4977

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                  I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley
                                                                  I can arrange for this.
                                                                  i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                                                  • nofx
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 16826

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Nismo
                                                                    I can arrange for this.
                                                                    bring it brother

                                                                    Often times I wonder why
                                                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 51692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Was that you that you were talking about in the other thread ?
                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                      • evilmaster
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2005
                                                                        • 1281

                                                                        #36
                                                                        In sleep. How? Its not important

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying in terror like the people on his bus.

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                                                                          • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                            No Refunds Issued.
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 14809

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by nofx
                                                                            I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

                                                                            I want to stab Nofx to death in a dark alley and get gunned down running from the cops.

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                                                                            • smack
                                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 10652

                                                                              #39
                                                                              to be run over by a runaway semi driven by the incredible hulk.
                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                              • smokingdawn
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 2808

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Peacefully in my sleep

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                                                                                • n202k5
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                                  • 65

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  in my sleep, then burried 6 feet under wit my binger and a phat bowl packed ima stay hi even when i die ;x

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                                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    It's the year 2058

                                                                                    and CDSmith is found dead on the floor of his penthouse apartment.

                                                                                    The three 24 yr old babes he's been living with are nowhere to be found....



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                                                                                    • JD
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22651

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      smothered to death by a 30ft vagina

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                                                                                      • DWB
                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 31779

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        In this order...

                                                                                        1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
                                                                                        2) Spontaneous Combustion.
                                                                                        3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
                                                                                        4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.

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                                                                                        • Triple 6
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 5394

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                          In this order...

                                                                                          1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
                                                                                          2) Spontaneous Combustion.
                                                                                          3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
                                                                                          4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.

                                                                                          theoretically not possible,

                                                                                          revise order
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                                                                                          • jack(usamn)
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 222

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Healthy for sure

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                                                                                            • escorpio
                                                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 23483

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                              I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley


                                                                                              .....
                                                                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                                              • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                • 6269

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                while sleeping....that's it!

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                                                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 16356

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  In a nuclear attack. I don't want to die alone.

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                                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 40077

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    something where I didn't know i was about to die

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