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GFED 04-24-2005 05:00 PM

How would you like to die?
 
What would be your method of death?

GatorB 04-24-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED
What would be your method of death?

None......

Kevsh 04-24-2005 05:06 PM

Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

http://mypage.direct.ca/w/wheelie/shc.jpg

Mr Pheer 04-24-2005 06:36 PM

quick & painless, or at least almost painless

AaronM 04-24-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED
How would you like to die?


Very VERY wealthy. :thumbsup



Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass. :winkwink:


Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better. :BangBang: :ak47:

escorpio 04-24-2005 06:42 PM

fucking a much younger woman

2HousePlague 04-24-2005 06:42 PM

Like this.




j-

Tango 04-24-2005 06:50 PM

Natural Causes
Age 120
In my sleep

pood 04-24-2005 06:52 PM

with gunz blazing

Spunky 04-24-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Spontaneous Combustion .. you'd be sure to make the papers:

http://mypage.direct.ca/w/wheelie/shc.jpg

Good lord wtf?..I would like to die with my dick in a pussy and wasted on blow :pimp

who 04-24-2005 06:54 PM

I'd like to die after my loved ones have already passed on. and I don't mean children and stuff, fuck them. I mean wife, etc..

AdultMovies.bz 04-24-2005 06:58 PM

hm... i'd say it would have to be of a happiness heart attack at the age of 90 while fuckin 20 chicks at once :)

CybermedAndy 04-24-2005 06:59 PM

Sky high and fucking

tony286 04-24-2005 07:05 PM

of old old old age want to see 100

Wiggles 04-24-2005 08:46 PM

die from being oversexed is my ideal way to go.

ModelPerfect 04-24-2005 09:33 PM

In a blaze of glory while saving the world, or some shit like that. :)

Babagirls 04-24-2005 09:36 PM

peacefully in my sleep when im 90 yrs old, surrounded by my children, grandchildren and maybe even some great-grandchildren :)

Spunky 04-24-2005 09:37 PM

Young..fuck dieing old Dependant on people to help you get through

BlingDaddy 04-24-2005 09:38 PM

A bizarre gardening accident.

Vitasoy 04-24-2005 09:40 PM

Old age. In my sleep without knowing...

sickbeatz 04-24-2005 09:42 PM

I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities

Babaganoosh 04-24-2005 09:42 PM

I'd like to die at 150 years of age while banging my 23 year old girlfriend.

sickbeatz 04-24-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz
I would like to running away from the police with several billion dollars in untraceable loot going out in one huge go fuck yourself to the world (about to be the next big 15 minutes of fame on CNN) shoot-out with several presincts.. I'd like it to be public, gangster and with lots of casualities

Why the Hell not? Everyone of us on this board is doomed for Hell, why not make it worth ya while in the end? LOL WORD

Marcus Aurelius 04-24-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Very VERY wealthy. :thumbsup



Now to really answer your question....I would like to die while saving somebody else. This way, I may be remembered for being more than just a "pornographer." Real life hero's kick ass. :winkwink:


Now....If there can be a fierce gun battle involved then that's even better. :BangBang: :ak47:


I'm with Aaron on this one. I think going out rescuing someone would be the most noble way. my luck, I'll die on the shitter straining out a good one and pop an aneurysm :Oh crap

Verbal 04-24-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
A bizarre gardening accident.

not sure why, but that cracked me up :thumbsup

Triple 6 04-24-2005 09:51 PM

not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html


yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die

Verbal 04-24-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6
not sure, well, i DO know i dont wanna go out like THIS:

http://www.retecool.com/sukkel/index.html


yet at the same time, it might be interesting to see my body flop around whilst resting my head on the pole for that second before i die

How the hell is his head facing the same side of the fence on which his body landed?

Sosa 04-24-2005 09:55 PM

when I die, I hope it is in my sleep and no pain.

Pimp Dough 04-24-2005 10:11 PM

stop being so morbid. you are failing in life because you are on a loser path, and you need to get your mind set straight.

have a professional @ a local college career center help you put a decent resume together. they will help u free of charge.

make some goals on paper and put them into action. start with number 1, accomplish it and then move on to number 2 on your list.

stay busy... a busy person gets shit done. dont stay up 2-3 days at a time and dont sleep for days at a time. do a normal 7 hours rest every night...

stop the drugs: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

stop the gambling: 1) you can't afford it, 2) its not healthy

do the above things and you'll be okay man... have to start
somewhere!

Mike Okitch 04-24-2005 11:02 PM

In a Mythbuster like experiment. The kind that even the insurance company would say "We don't know what the fuck happened"

Nismo 04-24-2005 11:05 PM

sex overdose

nofx 04-24-2005 11:07 PM

I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

Nismo 04-24-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

I can arrange for this.

nofx 04-24-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo
I can arrange for this.

bring it brother

Doctor Dre 04-24-2005 11:11 PM

Was that you that you were talking about in the other thread ?

evilmaster 04-24-2005 11:21 PM

In sleep. How? Its not important :)

baddog 04-24-2005 11:23 PM

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying in terror like the people on his bus.

Marcus Aurelius 04-24-2005 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley


I want to stab Nofx to death in a dark alley and get gunned down running from the cops. :winkwink:

smack 04-24-2005 11:24 PM

to be run over by a runaway semi driven by the incredible hulk.

smokingdawn 04-24-2005 11:26 PM

Peacefully in my sleep

n202k5 04-24-2005 11:26 PM

in my sleep, then burried 6 feet under wit my binger and a phat bowl packed ima stay hi even when i die ;x

CDSmith 04-24-2005 11:33 PM

It's the year 2058

and CDSmith is found dead on the floor of his penthouse apartment.

The three 24 yr old babes he's been living with are nowhere to be found....



http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pic...raoverdose.jpg

JD 04-25-2005 12:24 AM

smothered to death by a 30ft vagina

DWB 04-25-2005 12:25 AM

In this order...

1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
2) Spontaneous Combustion.
3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.

Triple 6 04-25-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
In this order...

1) Quickly murdered by a Ninja Assassin.
2) Spontaneous Combustion.
3) Peacefully in my sleep as a happy old man who lives a full life.
4) Blowing a hot load inside Serena Williams ass pipe.


theoretically not possible,

revise order

jack(usamn) 04-25-2005 01:36 AM

Healthy for sure :winkwink:

Jack
Icq 154214251

escorpio 04-25-2005 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I want to be stabbed in the chest multiple times and bleed to death in a dark alley

:)

.....

Stacey_JoinRightNow 04-25-2005 04:16 AM

while sleeping....that's it!

NoCarrier 04-25-2005 04:54 AM

In a nuclear attack. I don't want to die alone.

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2005 05:00 AM

something where I didn't know i was about to die


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