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boneprone · 01-05-2002, 01:59 PM

Just opened a letter from the IRS today saing I owe them Money from 2000. I got the letter 4 days ago, but was scared to open it. For some fucking reason I opened it today and I really should have waited till I got back.

Perfect timing, just before Vegas. As if Im gunna set aside some $$$ for the fucking bastards. It probably an error on thier part. Bastards.

They can wait in line with the rest of the people who want my $$. My first priority is the tables in Vegas.

Im excited to try the instinctive gambling tricks I learned from 12 click's book.
Im gunna need it.

Should be fun.

Bling Bling.

playa · 01-05-2002, 02:31 PM

this reminds me of the 5k i need to pay before jan 15,,,,

hopefully i might get lucky and find some money in vegas

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amadman · 01-05-2002, 02:58 PM

I was just adding up some numbers today myself. This is my first year that I have to deal with the tax man on this stuff :o(

Slick · 01-05-2002, 03:11 PM

Ha ha ha, actually, I'm gonna owe them a few bucks for this year. I missed a couple of quarterly payments, so I'll have fun digging outta that one, he he he.

Jack Dare · 01-05-2002, 03:45 PM

I owe those fuckers a couple grand from '98! My old accountant sucked ass so I had a new guy redo everything. Get a good accountant!

Naughty · 01-05-2002, 03:54 PM

So can my bank, I just paid 3500 in taxes, and now the bank comes whining..
Suckers!

Keev · 01-05-2002, 04:14 PM

Amen!

jollyperv · 01-05-2002, 04:17 PM

Are there any decent countries to live in that don't tax income?

onlyreal · 01-05-2002, 05:06 PM

monaco(also there is too much casino in there beautiful girls best place in the world but also most expensive place in earth

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Originally posted by jollyperv:
Are there any decent countries to live in that don't tax income?

BrettJ · 01-05-2002, 11:13 PM

good call. they hounded me for a couple months for 3900 I supposedly owed them for 2000.

I told the bitches that they need to learn how to do their books better. If I ran my business the way they run their shit... I would have closed up shop years ago.

- - basically i needed to send them my w2 - - I think they should have a record of how much people send them - - I shouldn't have to send a copy of the w2 to prove that I sent them money all year long.

oh well. Now onto bitch slapping USBank from some Bad Debt that the owners of SexHound racked up ...and USBank tried to sluff off onto little ol' me.

~Brett

Rip · 01-06-2002, 12:03 AM

Taxes... you have to pay taxes? Does that mean I should be paying taxes?

What if I just sent a couple good membership passes to the tax dude... do you think he'd forgive and foget?

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onlyreal · 01-06-2002, 06:55 AM

they must be gay sites

dont you know all taexes dudes are gay(lawyers also in that group

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Originally posted by Rip:
Taxes... you have to pay taxes? Does that mean I should be paying taxes?

What if I just sent a couple good membership passes to the tax dude... do you think he'd forgive and foget?

pimplink · 01-12-2002, 10:12 PM

BP do what I do... first get an LLC then save all your receipts, log your car's mileage, record all your meal receipts, take it to a decent accountant. You should be able to minimize your taxable income this way.

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boneprone · 01-12-2002, 10:15 PM

Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

eRock · 01-13-2002, 02:24 AM

I think it's a TERRIFIC idea to post all your guys' tricks on how ya beat the IRS on the boards!

pr0 · 01-13-2002, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

o hellz yea

fantasyc · 01-13-2002, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

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01-05-2002, 01:59 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	IRS Can Suck My Cock. Just opened a letter from the IRS today saing I owe them Money from 2000. I got the letter 4 days ago, but was scared to open it. For some fucking reason I opened it today and I really should have waited till I got back. Perfect timing, just before Vegas. As if Im gunna set aside some $$$ for the fucking bastards. It probably an error on thier part. Bastards. They can wait in line with the rest of the people who want my $$. My first priority is the tables in Vegas. Im excited to try the instinctive gambling tricks I learned from 12 click's book. Im gunna need it. Should be fun. Bling Bling.

01-05-2002, 02:31 PM	#2
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	this reminds me of the 5k i need to pay before jan 15,,,, hopefully i might get lucky and find some money in vegas ------------------ www.NoBSdialer.com Sign up for Click Cash and Get a $50 free bonus Nice Clean Galleries

01-05-2002, 02:58 PM	#3
amadman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: padded room Posts: 738	I was just adding up some numbers today myself. This is my first year that I have to deal with the tax man on this stuff :o(

01-05-2002, 03:11 PM	#4
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Ha ha ha, actually, I'm gonna owe them a few bucks for this year. I missed a couple of quarterly payments, so I'll have fun digging outta that one, he he he.

01-05-2002, 03:45 PM	#5
Jack Dare Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In a Podcast Posts: 120	I owe those fuckers a couple grand from '98! My old accountant sucked ass so I had a new guy redo everything. Get a good accountant!

01-05-2002, 03:54 PM	#6
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,484	So can my bank, I just paid 3500 in taxes, and now the bank comes whining.. Suckers!

01-05-2002, 04:14 PM	#7
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Amen!

01-05-2002, 04:17 PM	#8
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Are there any decent countries to live in that don't tax income?

01-05-2002, 11:13 PM	#10
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	good call. they hounded me for a couple months for 3900 I supposedly owed them for 2000. I told the bitches that they need to learn how to do their books better. If I ran my business the way they run their shit... I would have closed up shop years ago. - - basically i needed to send them my w2 - - I think they should have a record of how much people send them - - I shouldn't have to send a copy of the w2 to prove that I sent them money all year long. oh well. Now onto bitch slapping USBank from some Bad Debt that the owners of SexHound racked up ...and USBank tried to sluff off onto little ol' me. ~Brett

01-06-2002, 12:03 AM	#11
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Taxes... you have to pay taxes? Does that mean I should be paying taxes? What if I just sent a couple good membership passes to the tax dude... do you think he'd forgive and foget? ------------------ $$ You sell FREE MEMBERSHIPS $$ You Make Up To $19.47 or MORE! $$ JackThumbsTGP - - - VideoKAT-ViDeOpOsT - Post Gallieries - - - - - - - Trade Traffic -

01-12-2002, 10:12 PM	#13
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	BP do what I do... first get an LLC then save all your receipts, log your car's mileage, record all your meal receipts, take it to a decent accountant. You should be able to minimize your taxable income this way. ------------------ Get Paid $2 for every FREE Signup. 20% Webmaster Program

01-12-2002, 10:15 PM	#14
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Fuck bro, trust me I do all that. I have one of the best fucking accountants around. I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it. Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there. [This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

01-13-2002, 02:24 AM	#15
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	I think it's a TERRIFIC idea to post all your guys' tricks on how ya beat the IRS on the boards!