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boneprone 01-05-2002 01:59 PM

IRS Can Suck My Cock.
 
Just opened a letter from the IRS today saing I owe them Money from 2000. I got the letter 4 days ago, but was scared to open it. For some fucking reason I opened it today and I really should have waited till I got back.

Perfect timing, just before Vegas. As if Im gunna set aside some $$$ for the fucking bastards. It probably an error on thier part. Bastards.

They can wait in line with the rest of the people who want my $$. My first priority is the tables in Vegas.

Im excited to try the instinctive gambling tricks I learned from 12 click's book.
Im gunna need it.

Should be fun.

Bling Bling.

playa 01-05-2002 02:31 PM

this reminds me of the 5k i need to pay before jan 15,,,,

hopefully i might get lucky and find some money in vegas

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amadman 01-05-2002 02:58 PM

I was just adding up some numbers today myself. This is my first year that I have to deal with the tax man on this stuff :o(

Slick 01-05-2002 03:11 PM

Ha ha ha, actually, I'm gonna owe them a few bucks for this year. I missed a couple of quarterly payments, so I'll have fun digging outta that one, he he he.

Jack Dare 01-05-2002 03:45 PM

I owe those fuckers a couple grand from '98! My old accountant sucked ass so I had a new guy redo everything. Get a good accountant!

Naughty 01-05-2002 03:54 PM

So can my bank, I just paid 3500 in taxes, and now the bank comes whining..
Suckers!

Keev 01-05-2002 04:14 PM

Amen!

jollyperv 01-05-2002 04:17 PM

Are there any decent countries to live in that don't tax income?

onlyreal 01-05-2002 05:06 PM

monaco(also there is too much casino in there beautiful girls best place in the world but also most expensive place in earth


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Originally posted by jollyperv:
Are there any decent countries to live in that don't tax income?

BrettJ 01-05-2002 11:13 PM

good call. they hounded me for a couple months for 3900 I supposedly owed them for 2000.

I told the bitches that they need to learn how to do their books better. If I ran my business the way they run their shit... I would have closed up shop years ago.

- - basically i needed to send them my w2 - - I think they should have a record of how much people send them - - I shouldn't have to send a copy of the w2 to prove that I sent them money all year long.

oh well. Now onto bitch slapping USBank from some Bad Debt that the owners of SexHound racked up ...and USBank tried to sluff off onto little ol' me.

~Brett

Rip 01-06-2002 12:03 AM

Taxes... you have to pay taxes? Does that mean I should be paying taxes?

What if I just sent a couple good membership passes to the tax dude... do you think he'd forgive and foget?



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onlyreal 01-06-2002 06:55 AM

they must be gay sites

dont you know all taexes dudes are gay(lawyers also in that group

Quote:

Originally posted by Rip:
Taxes... you have to pay taxes? Does that mean I should be paying taxes?

What if I just sent a couple good membership passes to the tax dude... do you think he'd forgive and foget?



pimplink 01-12-2002 10:12 PM

BP do what I do... first get an LLC then save all your receipts, log your car's mileage, record all your meal receipts, take it to a decent accountant. You should be able to minimize your taxable income this way.

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boneprone 01-12-2002 10:15 PM

Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

eRock 01-13-2002 02:24 AM

I think it's a TERRIFIC idea to post all your guys' tricks on how ya beat the IRS on the boards! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

pr0 01-13-2002 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]


o hellz yea

fantasyc 01-13-2002 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Fuck bro, trust me I do all that.

I have one of the best fucking accountants around.

I even have a "bussiness" car (like webmasters need em) with a 489.00 a month lease on it.

Funny thing is I dont even have a valid drivers licence anymore but hell, its nice to have a nice car just sit there.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 01-12-2002).]

Are you sure your happily married? I can be bought http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
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