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S P A N N O W · 04-24-2005, 01:48 PM

Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
April 18, 2005, 2:23:14

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

CybermedAndy · 04-24-2005, 01:49 PM

Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

Juicy D. Links · 04-24-2005, 01:49 PM

Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

Manowar · 04-24-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

S P A N N O W · 04-24-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

Sign me up brutha - right behind you!

Juicy D. Links · 04-24-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Sign me up brutha - right behind you!

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!

S P A N N O W · 04-24-2005, 01:53 PM

Juicy, consider it my birthday gift to you!

Platinumpimp · 04-24-2005, 01:54 PM

What if she had it on buzz mode?

Ladis · 04-24-2005, 01:55 PM

lol, i hope this phone had strong vibrations

S P A N N O W · 04-24-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

What if she had it on buzz mode?

If that were the case I'll bet you she couldn't stand/sit without some kind of noticeable reaction!

mardigras · 04-24-2005, 01:57 PM

Ringing it up has become so easy in the 21st century, hasn't it?

MCP_Cristina · 04-25-2005, 10:46 AM

Wouldn't the corners of the phone cut her up?? OUCH!

SmokeyTheBear · 04-25-2005, 10:49 AM

haha when i saw the thread title , i was thinking ( i wonder if he has tried calling his own number yet )

Scott McD · 04-25-2005, 10:51 AM

I wonder if it was on vibrate...

brand0n · 04-25-2005, 11:27 AM

excuse me, your ass is buzzing

yes, im getting a fax

S P A N N O W · 04-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Dial-A-Thief!!!

04-24-2005, 01:48 PM	#1
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	Which one of you FUCKS stole my mobile phone?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina April 18, 2005, 2:23:14 Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it. On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this." __________________ Ambush

04-24-2005, 01:49 PM	#2
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04-24-2005, 01:49 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

04-24-2005, 01:57 PM	#11
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Ringing it up has become so easy in the 21st century, hasn't it? __________________ .

04-25-2005, 10:46 AM	#12
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04-25-2005, 10:49 AM	#13
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	haha when i saw the thread title , i was thinking ( i wonder if he has tried calling his own number yet ) __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-25-2005, 10:51 AM	#14
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	I wonder if it was on vibrate... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

04-25-2005, 11:27 AM	#15
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04-25-2005, 11:50 AM	#16
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	Dial-A-Thief!!! __________________ Ambush