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S P A N N O W 04-24-2005 01:48 PM

Which one of you FUCKS stole my mobile phone?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
April 18, 2005, 2:23:14

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

:eek7

CybermedAndy 04-24-2005 01:49 PM

Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

Juicy D. Links 04-24-2005 01:49 PM

Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

Manowar 04-24-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy
Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

S P A N N O W 04-24-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

Sign me up brutha - right behind you! :Graucho

Juicy D. Links 04-24-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
Sign me up brutha - right behind you! :Graucho


Nice!!!!!!!!!!!

S P A N N O W 04-24-2005 01:53 PM

Juicy, consider it my birthday gift to you! :thumbsup

Platinumpimp 04-24-2005 01:54 PM

What if she had it on buzz mode? :1orglaugh

Ladis 04-24-2005 01:55 PM

lol, i hope this phone had strong vibrations :)

S P A N N O W 04-24-2005 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
What if she had it on buzz mode? :1orglaugh

If that were the case I'll bet you she couldn't stand/sit without some kind of noticeable reaction! :1orglaugh

mardigras 04-24-2005 01:57 PM

Ringing it up has become so easy in the 21st century, hasn't it? :glugglug

MCP_Cristina 04-25-2005 10:46 AM

Wouldn't the corners of the phone cut her up?? OUCH!

SmokeyTheBear 04-25-2005 10:49 AM

haha when i saw the thread title , i was thinking ( i wonder if he has tried calling his own number yet )

Scott McD 04-25-2005 10:51 AM

I wonder if it was on vibrate...

brand0n 04-25-2005 11:27 AM

excuse me, your ass is buzzing

yes, im getting a fax

S P A N N O W 04-25-2005 11:50 AM

Dial-A-Thief!!! :1orglaugh


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