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MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:25 PM

...and they fucking love it

i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy.

i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny.

make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes...

ThunderBalls · 04-23-2005, 11:26 PM

Maybe they smell pussy

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Maybe they smell pussy

errrr

ThunderBalls · 04-23-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

errrr

Didnt mean you're a pussy, hope you didnt take that wrong

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Didnt mean you're a pussy, hope you didnt take that wrong

lol, i got confused for a sec there, its all good

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-23-2005, 11:32 PM

they smell Juicy

WarChild · 04-23-2005, 11:32 PM

Maybe they smell Juicy?

ThunderBalls · 04-23-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

lol, i got confused for a sec there, its all good

I know, I confused myself on that one

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:33 PM

^^

you two are evil, u justed posted the same thing

spunkmaster · 04-23-2005, 11:34 PM

Wait until you put the fucking ring on it's like a magnet !

WarChild · 04-23-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

^^

you two are evil, u justed posted the same thing

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

Wait until you put the fucking ring on it's like a magnet !

this is what i've heard

i think i am going to have to stop clubbing altogether very soon, lololol

WiredGuy · 04-23-2005, 11:36 PM

Take off the wedding band

WG

2HousePlague · 04-23-2005, 11:39 PM

It gets worse -- wait till the ring is on your finger, and the smell of pussy (whippin') comes off you like some kinda long-range insect signal. I've decided it's not so much that they are really more inerested in us (sorry, bro) than in single guys. They just enjoy the power-play being a little different with us -- it's fun, I guess, to make a guy squirm with...

F
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...for a change.

j-

dasexi1 · 04-23-2005, 11:40 PM

*sniff sniff* mmmmmm damn you do smell kinda good... whacha doin later on u sexy stud u!

I just gotta have me some of that sticky icky izzz mmmmmmm

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dasexi1

*sniff sniff* mmmmmm damn you do smell kinda good... whacha doin later on u sexy stud u!

I just gotta have me some of that sticky icky izzz mmmmmmm

my future wife gave me permission to sleep with 5 women from the industry, i choose you as my first

lol, meowwwwww

dasexi1 · 04-23-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

my future wife gave me permission to sleep with 5 women from the industry, i choose you as my first

lol, meowwwwww

I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!

jawanda · 04-23-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dasexi1

I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!

Damn IZZZZ -

damn.

Hit that shit.

-P

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dasexi1

I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!

"3 inch thunder down under"

and it will be the most amazing 27 seconds of your life...ever!!!

MrIzzz · 04-23-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jawanda

Damn IZZZZ -

damn.

Hit that shit.

-P

holla back, she doesnt know it yet, but she's on my "to do" list ooooooohhhhhh yeah

xclusive · 04-23-2005, 11:52 PM

It's true and worse after you get married

Furious_Female · 04-24-2005, 12:01 AM

I can't stand women (or men) that purposely target, flirt etc with people they know are taken

Tempest · 04-24-2005, 12:05 AM

They smell the commitment.. the house.. the ring.. the money.. and all the future stuff you'll be buying...

MrIzzz · 04-24-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I can't stand women (or men) that purposely target, flirt etc with people they know are taken

true that

i used to hate it when my old lady friends would tell me how married men turn them on. i never understood why they were so into that. no bueno

hydro · 04-24-2005, 01:18 AM

They flirt because they now see you as a prize. If a woman is willing to spend the rest of her life with you and only then you must have something special other guys don't right? For some reason woman are too good when it comes to reading body language and little things like that

Adult Insider Bubba · 04-24-2005, 01:30 AM

I smell something here......

painintheass · 04-24-2005, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

...and they fucking love it

i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy.

i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny.

make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes...

It's because when a woman figures out that you are realitivly "Safe" we relax a bit around you and let go.

Otherwise we are constantly worrying about everything we say or do might be interpreted as an invite to chew the zipper off of our pants.

I do it myself. When a guy I know is taken and getting married. I flirt with him and laugh a little. I don't normally do that otherwise.

tical · 04-24-2005, 02:26 AM

Like Chris Rock says... "guys look at other guys girlfriends and go, wow thats a nice girl I want someone like that"

"girls look at other girls boyfriends and go, I want him"

04-23-2005, 11:25 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	women can smell marriage on a guy... ...and they fucking love it i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy. i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny. make it stop!!!!!!!!!!! lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes... __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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