women can smell marriage on a guy...
 

...and they fucking love it :(

i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy.

i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny.


make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!


:helpme


lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes...

Maybe they smell pussy

:eek7

errrr

Didnt mean you're a pussy, hope you didnt take that wrong

:1orglaugh lol, i got confused for a sec there, its all good

they smell Juicy :1orglaugh

Maybe they smell Juicy?

I know, I confused myself on that one :1orglaugh

^^ :1orglaugh :1orglaugh you two are evil, u justed posted the same thing

Wait until you put the fucking ring on it's like a magnet !

:error :pimp

this is what i've heard :( i think i am going to have to stop clubbing altogether very soon, lololol

Take off the wedding band :)
WG

It gets worse -- wait till the ring is on your finger, and the smell of pussy (whippin') comes off you like some kinda long-range insect signal. I've decided it's not so much that they are really more inerested in us (sorry, bro) than in single guys. They just enjoy the power-play being a little different with us -- it's fun, I guess, to make a guy squirm with...








...for a change.



j-

*sniff sniff* mmmmmm damn you do smell kinda good... whacha doin later on u sexy stud u! :Graucho
:wetkiss I just gotta have me some of that sticky icky izzz mmmmmmm

:Graucho my future wife gave me permission to sleep with 5 women from the industry, i choose you as my first :pimp

lol, meowwwwww

I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!! :banana

Damn IZZZZ -





damn.

Hit that shit.

-P

"3 inch thunder down under" :pimp and it will be the most amazing 27 seconds of your life...ever!!!

holla back, she doesnt know it yet, but she's on my "to do" list ooooooohhhhhh yeah

It's true and worse after you get married

I can't stand women (or men) that purposely target, flirt etc with people they know are taken :disgust

They smell the commitment.. the house.. the ring.. the money.. and all the future stuff you'll be buying...

true that :helpme i used to hate it when my old lady friends would tell me how married men turn them on. i never understood why they were so into that. no bueno

They flirt because they now see you as a prize. If a woman is willing to spend the rest of her life with you and only then you must have something special other guys don't right? For some reason woman are too good when it comes to reading body language and little things like that :(

I smell something here......

It's because when a woman figures out that you are realitivly "Safe" we relax a bit around you and let go.

Otherwise we are constantly worrying about everything we say or do might be interpreted as an invite to chew the zipper off of our pants.

I do it myself. When a guy I know is taken and getting married. I flirt with him and laugh a little. I don't normally do that otherwise.

Like Chris Rock says... "guys look at other guys girlfriends and go, wow thats a nice girl I want someone like that"

"girls look at other girls boyfriends and go, I want him"