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How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb...
q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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08-30-2003, 02:40 AM
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And then there's people like me who just don't give a shit.
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08-30-2003, 03:44 AM
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08-30-2003, 03:52 AM
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10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.
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08-30-2003, 04:03 AM
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* note to self... must bump this thread in 6 months.
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08-30-2003, 02:25 PM
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didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
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08-30-2003, 02:27 PM
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I am cool
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I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.
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08-30-2003, 02:28 PM
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whats a light bulb?
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08-30-2003, 02:29 PM
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That was absolutely hillarious.
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08-30-2003, 02:31 PM
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all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it.
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08-30-2003, 02:34 PM
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Lol, so true.
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08-30-2003, 03:31 PM
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BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct...
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Long time no happy ending
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08-30-2003, 03:46 PM
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Be careful when you change your lightbulb!
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acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards.........
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08-30-2003, 03:56 PM
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There is no such thing as a light bulb
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15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs. Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800. Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free.
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08-30-2003, 04:02 PM
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Erm... yeah!
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08-30-2003, 04:23 PM
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Me four?
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08-30-2003, 04:25 PM
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I started to read all of that....
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08-30-2003, 05:07 PM
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LOLMAO Keta,
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08-30-2003, 06:28 PM
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LOLMAO Keta,
that's a good one... thatdykeliz quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Daen 10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics. MuleScrote I started to read all of that.... Project-Shadow Me four? fantasycontent quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by SilverTab me three! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you beat me to it lol!!! ME THREE!!! NedFLanders Erm... yeah! Dravyk quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not to mention ... 15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs. Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800. Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free. X-Wing There is no such thing as a light bulb Dirty_DS acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards......... SilverTab Be careful when you change your lightbulb! POV Porn guy quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK. gothweb quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming soon... Shaw Electric Corporation SilverTab BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct... SilverTab quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by StacyCat me too -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- me three! jasonir Lol, so true. Amputate Your Head all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it. teenjump That was absolutely hillarious. Good work! I Am The Walrus whats a light bulb? KMR Stitch I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years. Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? StacyCat quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Ketadream q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me too. 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Ketadream and gornyhuy, this post made my evening
I suppose I still have to get offline and leave the house for a few hours anyway, though.
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there is no lightbulb
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Lightbulb changing services offered!
I didn't have a clue before seeing all those people changing the lightbulbs. And now, thanks to you, I can COPY you, and devalue all our efforts! Cheers boardmembers. Expect to see more lightbulb services springing up in the future! 
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It's been about six months. Time to bump this post back to the top.
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Hahahaha
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Umm what about the ones claiming the patent on changing a lightbulb?
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What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster?
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It's time to bring back ketadream too.
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i am trying to think of something to do with shaving....i am too tired
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i have to get in on this while the getting is good.
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What is a FAQ?
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what about the people that hire offshore workers to change lightbulbs at a fraction of the cost? |
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5 people to claim that GE is shaving, and post proof - pictures of 4-pack light bulbs where one is broken.
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General Electric is shaving? MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
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