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gornyhuy · 08-30-2003, 06:28 PM

LOLMAO Keta,

that's a good one...

thatdykeliz quote:
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Originally posted by Daen
10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.
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...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics.

MuleScrote I started to read all of that....

Project-Shadow Me four?

fantasycontent quote:
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Originally posted by SilverTab

me three!
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you beat me to it lol!!!

ME THREE!!!

NedFLanders Erm... yeah!

Dravyk quote:
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Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.
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Not to mention ...

15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs.

Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800.

Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free.

X-Wing There is no such thing as a light bulb

Dirty_DS acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards.........

SilverTab Be careful when you change your lightbulb!

POV Porn guy quote:
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
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Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK.

gothweb quote:
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Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group:

8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.
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Coming soon...

Shaw Electric Corporation

SilverTab BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct...

SilverTab quote:
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Originally posted by StacyCat

me too
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me three!

jasonir Lol, so true.

Amputate Your Head all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it.

teenjump That was absolutely hillarious.

Good work!

I Am The Walrus whats a light bulb?

KMR Stitch I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.

Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

StacyCat quote:
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Originally posted by Ketadream
q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Me too.

(had to do it correctly.)

08-30-2003, 06:28 PM
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	LOLMAO Keta, that's a good one... thatdykeliz quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Daen 10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics. MuleScrote I started to read all of that.... Project-Shadow Me four? fantasycontent quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by SilverTab me three! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you beat me to it lol!!! ME THREE!!! NedFLanders Erm... yeah! Dravyk quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not to mention ... 15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs. Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800. Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free. X-Wing There is no such thing as a light bulb Dirty_DS acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards......... SilverTab Be careful when you change your lightbulb! POV Porn guy quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK. gothweb quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming soon... Shaw Electric Corporation SilverTab BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct... SilverTab quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by StacyCat me too -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- me three! jasonir Lol, so true. Amputate Your Head all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it. teenjump That was absolutely hillarious. Good work! I Am The Walrus whats a light bulb? KMR Stitch I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years. Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? StacyCat quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Ketadream q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me too. (had to do it correctly.) __________________ icq:159548293